vile vile vile
Awoken at 8am by beaming sunshine and chronic heartburn. Need to do the walk of shame, get a weeks shopping in and vegetate with some bad telly.

Woes?
Noes.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 May 2014, 9:14, 17 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

No woes mate, just nomming breakfast. Having a wander round today, managed to fuck the fotie museum off.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 5 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I might go and have a shit in a minute.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 May 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Any interesting deaths recently?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 5 May 2014, 10:13, Reply)

in the toilet?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 May 2014, 10:14, Reply)

You can't call yourself a PROPER Elvis Impersonator otherwise.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 May 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Had a nasty Stephen-Johnson's syndrome that went on to develop an inoperable bowel perf..

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

once ive got my shopping done I ent moving for the day.
Netflix and a duvet. All I need.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 May 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Walk of shame!
I too once shit my pants.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:12, Reply)

It's lovely out.
Turn the telly off and piss off outside.
I'm off to fix my car. Or make it worse, we'll see.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 May 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Cars are shit
I'm waiting for some spotty youth to change my indicator bulb
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:12, Reply)

FFS. Why can't you do it yourself? Not exactly difficult.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Well it turns out it is
These are not mechanic's hands.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:32, Reply)

What sort of car is it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:35, Reply)

A silver one
I think
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:38, Reply)

I'm in work.
After accidentally getting twatted on Easter Sunday and having a horrid Monday in work, I opted to stay in and did cooking and stuff. I got a shit nights sleep and still feel like bollocks today.

At least I had homemade mulligatawny soup for my lunch I suppose.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Cunt off, fuck-muffin.
Not really.

Chillin today - quite a weekend - Harry Potter experience - dear Christ Warner Bros are slick - they rape their punters for every fucking penny - buy a jar of Harry Potter Haribo for ... £13?!

Phantom Of The Opera was fun, except the general public turned up, and the general public is a cunt.

Yesterday got well pissed, so therefore that was good.

Work tomorrow - sad face sad face.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:51, Reply)

stayed up till the wee small hours drinking
not smart. Been out for a jog, had a shower and am now thinking about food. Mmm... food.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 May 2014, 14:49, Reply)