Aside from me and Darth, who is watching Eurovision this weekend?
Menfolk - What do you do that would be classed as a bit girly?
Women - How butch are you?

alt. Im seeing a lot of Brazilian flavours being pushed at the minute. What new tastes have you discovered recently?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:23, 58 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

rachelswipe used to be a man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:24, Reply)

used to be is
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:29, Reply)

I have long sexy eyelashes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:25, Reply)

so do i
'flutters'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:25, Reply)

Cool let's start a gang

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:30, Reply)

we can call ourselves the "Arabian Goggles"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:30, Reply)

I'm in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Okay, but just us three yeah?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:31, Reply)

The three eyelashteers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)

I do too.
This is more nature keeping stuff out of our eyes though.

Unless you curl them.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Not been worth watching since Wogan stopped presenting it
I'm a fan of musicals, that often has me branded as 'gay' on here.

Alt: Ate goat at the weekend, was fucking lovely.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:26, Reply)

I think it's more likely to have you branded as 'having appalling taste'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:28, Reply)

and being a half witted simpleton

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:29, Reply)

Specifically:
a gay half-witted simpleton.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Yes?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:52, Reply)

I do lezzing quite often
alt: Voignier
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:28, Reply)

It'll no doubt end up on the telly but I'll not be watching it
I moisturise fairly often. Does that count?

Alt:
I discovered that adding crispy prosciutto crumbled over the top of pesto pasta with toasted pine nuts is FUCKING NOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)

I need to start this moisturising malarkey. Im noticing lines.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Eurovision = Europiss. Gay and crap, and only helps to demonstrate how much everyone else hates us.
Obviously I'm manly as fuck, but I like to try a bit of home baking.

Alt: YM.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 May 2014, 16:38, Reply)

What do you bake?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Victoria sponge, apple crumble, banana loaf, Christmas cake, banoffee pie, carrot cake. I'll give most things a try.
Except for that.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 May 2014, 18:00, Reply)

I can appreciate good looks in men.
Thinking about it, that's not so much 'a bit girly' as 'ravingly and disgustingly homosexual'.

But Marcus Wareing is my man-crush, because he's absolutely dreamy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)

*googles*
...


...


You have shit taste in men.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:51, Reply)

WRONG.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:59, Reply)

^ would^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:07, Reply)

he is slightly terrifying

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:13, Reply)

In a sexy way, though.
I mean - for gay men. And straight ladies. But not me, though.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:15, Reply)

Ok, well he is not my type.
I find that pic a bit scary too.

Dark hair and light eyes is very alluring
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:14, Reply)

and the other way around
when she was young, britney spears was very pretty, with blonde hair and really dark eyes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:17, Reply)

and now she's all pramface and dead behind them.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:20, Reply)

Phwoar!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:25, Reply)

Yer - blonde hair and brown eyes is a fantastic combination.
Also red hair and green eyes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:26, Reply)

I moisturise after shaving.
I have fairly long eyelashes and I have sex with men.

Do any of those count?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:54, Reply)

men hamsters and soon a cat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:55, Reply)

Bender

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:58, Reply)

not v butch really. i like pink things and make-up and nice shoes.

alt: peruvian baby. although it's not a massive choice for veggies, being a LOT of grilled fish and meat, it's v tasty. and frozen piso sours cocktails? mmm mmmm mmmmmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:55, Reply)

Would you be able to do a bit DIY or wiring a plug if push came to shove?
(I couldn't)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:16, Reply)

could i fuck
they made us rewire a plug in physics at school.

i failed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:17, Reply)

Of course not.
I moisturise and own tiny Gay dogs.

Alt: the taste of mouldy bread ruined my sandwiches. That was new.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 17:05, Reply)

and own
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:08, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:13, Reply)

it puts the lotion on its skin

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:16, Reply)

Fucking hell I'm bored at home. Please give me a reason to be good and not go to the pub.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:24, Reply)

ONLY BORING PEOPLE ARE BORED

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:29, Reply)

alcoholism destroys lives

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:29, Reply)

I might have a can or two of cider at home.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:30, Reply)

What joy is there in the pub, surrounded by strangers, that you can't get a home?
At least at home you get to pick your telly channel.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:41, Reply)

There will be people there that I know.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:43, Reply)

Get yourself away then. What you asking us for?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:46, Reply)