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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've been for a runwhen did you salad dodgers last do anything energetic. bar frenzied wanky wank wanks?
Alt, sister in law is vegan, I have to cook bacon on a camping fax stove we brought with us, and own plate. When did someone piss you off royal?
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:35, 63 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Is a camping fax for when you need to send someone a picture of your arse but you're out in the woods?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:54, Reply)
camping gaz sorry. fucking predictive txt

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:56, Reply)
Is a camping gaz for when you need to send someone a picture of your arse when you're on b3ta in the woods?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:57, Reply)
no a camping gaz is from jaysum

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:59, Reply)
Hahahaha really?that is quite extreme

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:54, Reply)
I know!
Running is pretty menkle haha!
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:57, Reply)
She claims veganism is for health, fair call. She smokes like a fucking chimney.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:57, Reply)
She's unconcerned about the animal parts used in the filters then?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:30, Reply)
The main health concerns to be had around vegetarianism is that the sufferers quite often exhibit signs of severe smugness.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:58, Reply)
+ acute piousy.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:59, Reply)
Grossly swollen self-importance glands.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:03, Reply)
Tangles is a grossly swollen glans

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:07, Reply)
You're the best one here you know that?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:09, Reply)
I do!

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:12, Reply)
Nah, you're down to third best now

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:41, Reply)
^

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:42, Reply)
Stop thinking about my glans

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:30, Reply)
your own plate?? ha ha you couldn't make it up!!!!!

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:58, Reply)
It's this kind of AA endorsed anecdote that keeps this place rocking!

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:59, Reply)
its why we keep coming back

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:00, Reply)
like Alan Partridge in the Linton Travel Tavern!

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:59, Reply)
DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!DAN!

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:00, Reply)
These are sex people!

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:01, Reply)
PASSCOOK BABTRIDGE

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:02, Reply)
mashed up Dundee cake!

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:03, Reply)
STOP GETTING ALAN WRONG

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:37, Reply)
I'm going to the science museum this morning to do a charity visit with under privileged kids
I'm beginning to wonder if it's a good idea...
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:00, Reply)
Sounds like off topics very own jimmy 'the beast' savile will be in his element

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:04, Reply)
alright Battered, you never talk about your charity work, do you?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:04, Reply)
Well never actually cos I never do any

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:06, Reply)
...because of that time you were done for touching kids on the cunt?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:04, Reply)
naked ape touches underprivileged kids on the cunt

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:06, Reply)
Fuck off i'd never touch under privileged kids

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:07, Reply)
you're fooling nobody

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:12, Reply)
Do you have a caravan?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:07, Reply)
I'm going to breathe meat in her house now and get frosty looks. I'll do my best to belch.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:10, Reply)
Best bet is to have a fuckoff great big fryup and drop a big bacon trump in her living room.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:16, Reply)
Hsve a good meat and beer shit too. She's teetotal too :(

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:30, Reply)
No offence, but your sister sounds like a right prick

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:36, Reply)
SISter in law.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:38, Reply)
The law is an ASS!

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:54, Reply)
Bike ride on saturday, although that went quite wrong

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:25, Reply)
What kind of spaz can't ride a bike?

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:27, Reply)
a quadro

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:35, Reply)
blue flash car smash

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:38, Reply)
That's no way to refer to your bird.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:37, Reply)
Chain smoking, teetotal, vegan who does tarot readings. I can't believe she came from tje same wimb as the missus.

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:40, Reply)
I gave your mum quite an energetic seeing to last night

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:45, Reply)
This seems unlikely seeing as you're a veggie too





glans
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:46, Reply)
tggi

(, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:48, Reply)
went out for a jog on Saturday AND Monday
And walk home from work regularly. So there.
(, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:31, Reply)

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