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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My boss's son has decided he's a bit vegan and won't sit on their leather sofa. He's about 10.
What a stupid little wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:49, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Punch him.
Punch him hard, in the face.

It's the only way they learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:49, Reply)
It's their own fault for giving him a vegan name

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:51, Reply)
They called him Tofu?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Worse. Phoenix.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Set him on fire

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Piss

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Throw him onto a fire
And claim you were testing his regenerative properties
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Fuck me
at least when you call a kid Cecil you know he can't fail to end up being cooler than his name
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:56, Reply)
That leather sofa would wipe clean after I'd raped and killed him on it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:50, Reply)
I wouldn't bother though, it's not your sofa to clean

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Haha kids are such bastards

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:52, Reply)
They buy him vegan shoes too

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:53, Reply)
I'd buy him condoms and wear them
when I was abusing him thereby not leaving an orgy of evidence for the po-po.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Sensible. I'd skin him and create human leather which I'd fashion into a tiny stool for his younger brother to use as a poignant lesson not to be a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:58, Reply)
I'd introduce the little brother into our loveplay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:59, Reply)
I wouldn't, they keep looking to each other for help instead of concentrating on the job in hand. Or mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:01, Reply)
I like it when they kiss each other.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:02, Reply)
well this is just LOVELY

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:08, Reply)
The finest grain you can buy
www.humanleather.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:00, Reply)

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