The only thing that would make you look good would be 48 hours of liposuction and a balaclava.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:31, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

A little harsh.
I'm sure 12 hours would be sufficient.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

>:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)

Eating a dessert just after lipo would be counter productive

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Mmm... baklava

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Oh I say
Top corner. The keeper was never going to reach it.

Congrats on last night's result by the way mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

\o/
Me and Lighty were conversing on FB
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)

He must be shitting himself
If they lose on Saturday and Ricky "The Goal Machine" Van Wolfswinkel sticks 17 past Arsenal, thereby taking his total for the season to 18, West Brom are down.

That sentence gets more likely each time you read it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Million to one shots happen 9 times out of 10

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)

I think I told you you would be alright a month or so back
When it was looking very grim
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Form team of the division at the moment
A Sunderland win and Man City winning against West Ham leaves us 12th after being bottom at Christmas.

All aboard the Gus bus!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I knew they'd be OK as soon as Norwich lost to West Brom
Sunderland have done bloody well but City shot themselves in both feet and the face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:08, Reply)