I'm being a polite guest, cunt, and not sitting in the garden.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's too late for that now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:38, Reply)

I love the idea of you sat out in the drizzle, cross legged and armed sulking
while all the other are in the warm enjoying a nice Quinoa and mung bean casserole.

"NO, mini doctors you cannot go inside in the warm...BECAUSE IT'S THE PRINCIPLE"!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:39, Reply)

"i cant manage a few days without nyommy bacomz"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Sitting next to some furious guy, ranting about windows

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Kroney?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:43, Reply)

monty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

little did he know that his mums would see his television advert "you buy ONE you get ONE free, I SAID, you buy one..."
and actually plaster their homo house in upvc monstrosities
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)

A house is not a homo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Depends if you only ever enter via the back door

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:51, Reply)

The parents of one of my friends used to have a doormat at their back door which bore the legend "Back door guests are best"
Always used to make me snicker.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)

haha!
officegiggle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Well, she refuses meat in the house on a similar stupid principle.
I'd invite her over and make her eat carrot sticks in the driveway because nothing improves familial relations more than petty revenge over stupid matters.
( Kroney, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:43, Reply)

I won't let her smoke in our house, fair shout really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)