Cycling Ave.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:28, 62 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I' fakef a migraine yesterday to sboid my sister in law.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:38, Reply)

I cooked bacon in the garden on a camping stove.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:39, Reply)

"camping fax stove"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:41, Reply)

I'm incapable of adjusting my diet for a few days.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Thinking of getting a pilot'a licence, I'be had a go at flying, it'a Ave.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)

I think you need a thesaurus m8, take a leaf out of my book yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:44, Reply)

Copacetic yer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

it's simply not possible that someone could demonstrate a reasonable vocabulary without recourse to a thesaurus

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:54, Reply)

ooooh someone's swallowed a dictionary!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)

it certainly wasn't DBT.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)

you horrible internet bully

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)

you're a twat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)

you cried when tim stilton bullied you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:00, Reply)

^ music tech HND ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)

^"mrs dozer"^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:05, Reply)

^ SSRI prick ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)

^lonely^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:07, Reply)

hey, I have Grace and nearly a cat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:11, Reply)

^second hand cat^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:11, Reply)

the internet bullying has gone too far :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:12, Reply)

sorry m8 xx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:13, Reply)

It's just one of those contrafibularities

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Fucking stupid attitude that. Used to stay with some veggie friends of my ex. No problem with that for a few days.
Used to have a fuck off big steak when I got home though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)

hey, veggies and vegans shouldn't be so deliberately awkward and preachy, should they?
Oh, wait.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:48, Reply)

I think they find it surprisingly easy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:51, Reply)

lime and honey chilli quorn fillets

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)

would you eat meat, if you stayed at a meat eater's house?
i know the idea of anyone inviting you to stay is laughable, but try and imagine?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:47, Reply)

of course not

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:48, Reply)

but you just criticised SBT for that
"I'm incapable of adjusting my diet for a few days"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

there's a very important difference here and you understand it full well

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:50, Reply)

yes
the difference is that you expect him to change his diet, and mock him for not wishing to do so - but you wouldn't do the same.

just because you perceive vegan food as palatable and meat as non-palatable does not make you less of a hypocrite on this point. sorry to be the bearer, babygrl.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:51, Reply)

no, you've missed the point here babes, have a wee think about it and come back when you aren't trollin', yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)

nope
it's you that has missed the point here. you are basically saying that your principles make it ok for you to do something that you mocked someone else for doing.

what you are really saying is: if you eat meat, you should be fine with an enforced vegetarian diet when a guest because polite. but if you don't eat meat, other rules apply. but your principles about meat are only your principles. they aren't universal. so either he's rude and you're just as rude, or you're not rude... and nor is he.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)

nope, wrong again sweetheart!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:56, Reply)

or was the point that nobody would ever have you to stay?
because we all know this is the case.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:56, Reply)

nope, not that one either!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)

^ friendless hypocrite ^
although that is hardly breaking news
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)

how's chompy doing?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:00, Reply)

eating meat so as to fit in with my host would make me a hypocrite
Asking someone to not consume or eat meat in my home, while offering veggie meals does not involve hypocrisy of any sort.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Perhaps he is the best troll after all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)

he's a better troll than Gill

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Stand on a chair and the point might not sail over your head
It is criticising/mocking SBT for doing the same as you would do that makes you a hypocrite. You should be saying, meh, I'd be the same in a meat eater's house. It's not one rule for you and another for everyone else, you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:19, Reply)

My mother is a vegan, but she doesn't mind cooking meat for my dad. I find this odd.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

YMHYDCIHM

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

I expect so.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)

try not to think about it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)

maybe she's slowly poisoning him with it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

I think I'll switch off B3ta for a bit - it seems to be on the blink again.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)

The usual slow down to the weekend

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)

mixed schwama salad anf garlicmayochillisauceboss!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:59, Reply)

this was the best thing I've eaten all week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:03, Reply)

i am alone with the two little ones this weekend, this may be a disaster

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:00, Reply)

so you aren't alone then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:02, Reply)

smartarse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:03, Reply)

I find it easier if the missus is away
But then I am an excellent parent
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:02, Reply)

we all know you herd them into the shed then hotbox it till they pass out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:03, Reply)

My kids aren't lightweights

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)

ha ha fat kids

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)

of course they arethey're midlands
they live on curry, pork scratchings and KP nuts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Bovril is as good as breast milk for growing infants

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:16, Reply)