Home! Disneyshitland, here,Manchester and Aberdeen, it's been a mad few weeks. Today I am doing fuck all, how are you spending your Sunday?
Alt ,we're having a roast at the boozer .Chicken, lamb, beef or pork?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 11 May 2014, 7:54, 64 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm up so early I'm still a bit tipsy from last night
I think this calls for SUNDAY MORNING WORSHIP CANS to prolong the happyhappyjoyjoy timez. I might even drink them by the bins at KFC to fulfil my monthly bayta meme quota.

Or I'll have some tea and toast and do some tip runs.

I watched The Wicker Man last night for the gajillionth time. Utter perfection, I can't recommend this film enough.

Alt: Lamb
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 11 May 2014, 8:48, Reply)

Nick cage is so underrated

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:04, Reply)

BEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)

What a shit remake, ffs.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I don't know if I liked you before but I don't like you now.

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

What a stupid prick, why the fuck would you open your mouth wide in a situation like that

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Been up since 5am...fucking kids don't ya love them
I might go to a fair thing, but I fear it's going to piss it down

Alt: rib of beef, leg of lamb, pork belly/shoulder, chicken
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 May 2014, 8:55, Reply)

Micro slept until 7.45. \o/

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Mine was up at six :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Ha, I slept until 9.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 9:21, Reply)

I have to endure Tinkerbell at the kids cinema this morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:21, Reply)

I might go to the pub at 11

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)

No pub for me until drop off at 6.30.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)

I'll have a drink for you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)

Regarding your dialogue vs explosion thing
Get a 5.1 surround system, turn down the main volume so the explosions are bearable and then turn up the centre channel until the dialogue's audible.
( Kroney, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Spending the day in religious reflection praying for the destruction of the western world and wishing death on the enemies of Islam
Alt: anything halal but not pork as it's a dirty animal that the infidels feed on
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 11 May 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Have you converted to the one true path?
Peace upon you, good lad.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

A jihad on your thread brother

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

jewish cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Typical muslamophobia

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

fuck off you sikh prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)

they sikh him here, they sikh him there.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Anyone else listen to that bit about Dr Prabhjot Singh on BBC World Service this morning?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Basically, it was about this New York doctor who got the crap kicked out of him by a gang of teenage turbanophobics
but didn't want to follow it up or get them in trouble because his faith preaches tolerance towards the misguided.

What I don't get, right, is where his faith sits if due to his inaction a load more people get hurt later on by those he could have put behind bars by speaking out at the time
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Because religion is monumentally stupid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:42, Reply)

That's a bit of a sweeping statement
Remember, without religion we'd all grow up to be dull cunts like Brian Dawkins, taking great delight in crushing other people by telling them time and time again that their existence has no meaning and there's nothing to look forward to
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:53, Reply)

But existence HAS no meaning and there IS nothing to look forward to.
So what.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:02, Reply)

I'd drink heavily if etc etc

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Religion is an out dated and unnecessary concept that promotes bigotry and ignorance
It has no place in a modern liberal society
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Religion was primitive man's way of bargaining with the weather

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Pork. With crackling.
Or whatever.

Gonna sort the new fish tank. Quite looking forward to it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)

They'll never learn to drive it you know
Let alone figure out how to fire the gun
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 11 May 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Today I'm supposed to be cutting a hedge down to 6' - if this wind keeps up that ain't gonna happen.
If I can't cut the hedge I'll probably just do some household chores and then drink beer.
Alt: Eat ALL the meats!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

We found a flat yesterday
Put the holding deposit down. Fun times.
( Kroney, Sun 11 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)

I have a Eurovision sized hangover.
Going to put a thai chicken stew in the slow cooker and have a duvet day with netflix.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

You should have been here to chat to HH, he was here wanking himself silly over the bearded woman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:12, Reply)

To each his own. I already tweeted to death
I tried to do a hashtag for all the countries but instead just hashed
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Yeah you really did, you could have summed it up in one tweet " this is shit as always"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Says the man, who was wondering why his peepee was all hard
Whilst watching a film based on a comic
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Sarah Millican has a film out?!?!?!?!
#wankathon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Breakfast, supermarket, collect kids
It's amazing how hangover-free I can be if I don't get woken by the kids.

Alt: Nut.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Do you reckon Hamilton can win from pole or will rosberg take him?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:28, Reply)

What a race, how close was that?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 14:45, Reply)

I'm not happy HH.
I've just had a packet of fruit pastilles and they were mostly the green ones.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 May 2014, 14:56, Reply)

I had similar experience with a packet of jelly babies, like WTF are they playing at?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:02, Reply)

I heard you don't eat the black Jelly Babies
Out of respect for your 'Bred'ren'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:05, Reply)

every mutherfucker for themselves
I'll eat the black ones with as much gusto as any of the others, just when your packet contains 80% green ones you feel kinda cheated
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:07, Reply)

those trainers what I bought yesterday are already dirty.
Stupid grotty rock club.

I live in Aberdeen, seeing as it's relevant.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 May 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Put your silver shadows in the washing machine then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Waching machine, that sounds a bit hi-tec for me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:05, Reply)

ruined after one Nike out.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:16, Reply)

I Fila for you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:24, Reply)

bit of an own goala really.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:38, Reply)

I may converse about this later, I'm going to eat dinner first

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)