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 rob
 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
	 did you make your own duxelles or just smear it with pate?
	did you make your own duxelles or just smear it with pate?
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:32,
	
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	 I think I'd have to make it all (apart from the pastry)
	I think I'd have to make it all (apart from the pastry)
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:40,
	
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	 Pastry is one of the easiest things to make.
	Pastry is one of the easiest things to make. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:47,
	
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	 I've never made puff pastry
	I've never made puff pastry
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:48,
	
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	 Not difficult. It's all about how you apply the butter.
	Not difficult. It's all about how you apply the butter. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:51,
	
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	 Just like an evening with YM
	Just like an evening with YM
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:55,
	
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	 Except nobody in their right mind makes their own puff pastry because it takes hours
	Except nobody in their right mind makes their own puff pastry because it takes hours
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:58,
	
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	 Jus-Rol FTW
	Jus-Rol FTW
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:59,
	
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	 What about pastry chefs?
	What about pastry chefs?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:59,
	
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	 They use pre-made.
	They use pre-made.
 	They aren't stupid, they don't want to waste their time on boring shit when they could be playing with icing and fruit and stuff.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:01,
	
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	 But who makes the pre-made?
	But who makes the pre-made?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:10,
	
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	 Skull Cracker
	Skull Cracker
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:11,
	
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	 Mrs dunt like mushrooms, so I used proscutto instead. It were good.
	Mrs dunt like mushrooms, so I used proscutto instead. It were good.
 	Given the option I'd have made it myself.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:39,
	
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