The thought of my kids getting seriously ill puts the fucking shits right up me
How do you possibly cope with potentially outliving your child?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:38, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Anyone I've ever known it happen to says there is nothing worse

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:39, Reply)

how do they know?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)

They've obviously not had a paper cut on the bellend yet

( Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)

They've obviously never drunk orange juice right after brushing their teeth

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Oh man that's the worst

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)

My grand parents outlived my dad
and they're fine. I expect its a lot harder to outlive a younger child than one of your adult children. I expect lots of parents of the armed forces have dealt with it.
( Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)

I guess that one of the advantages of coming from the North East, you haven't got a fucking chance of that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)

PHEW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)

HEART DISEASE FIVES

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)

I've had the all clear on my heart
It works fucking champion
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)

butchers dog^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)

RARGH!
45bpm mofos
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)

super low heart rate fives
I had to wear a blood pressure monitor for 24hrs, apparently twice it was so low i should have effectively been comatosed.

i could be ojne of those people that gets frozen in snow for like a week and comes out aliove at the end
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)

garlicky?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)

This explains so much

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:14, Reply)

I thought you'd died?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:35, Reply)

Prove it.

( Muns, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:54, Reply)

There is only one solution
Increase your alcohol intake and make sure you go first
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Hmm, this seems like an excellent plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)

My 6 year old told me what she wants done with her body when she dies.
She said "Don't stick me in the mud, I want to be put on a big fire"

I said I'd rather not be around to see it.
( Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Yer, you'l be down the pub like a proper man.

( Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Tin mining is a serious business

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)

is was *insert sadface cornishboysarefishermencornishboysareminerstoobutwhenthefishandtinaregonewhatarecornishboystodo?*
( Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Carrot farming?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Oh you just had to bring up the glory days of the Cornish Carrot Mining industry!
Back in the 19th century we were mining up to 40 tonnes of carrots a day! Its no wonder you won't find them in the pasties anymore
( Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Fuck their sisters?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Damn straight. Thats where I was when they were born.

( Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)

born conceived
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)

that too

( Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)

I intend to follow in your footsteps.

( Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)

What? You intend to marry a book throwing ice queen with no sex drive?

( Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)

kitchen lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:54, Reply)

No, I intend to be in a pub whenever any child of mine is born.
My mrs isn't strong enough to throw books and sha bakes a great cake.
( Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55, Reply)

+kira?
+kin Stevens?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:59, Reply)