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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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/offtopic could probably do with some otters,
couldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:54, 157 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
'otter topic'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:56, Reply)
More otters would benefit pretty much any situation.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:10, Reply)
have you ever been used to eat a yoghurt?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:19, Reply)

she needs a fork without the gaps between the prongs, that's curved inwards slightly to create a handy recepticle for the yoghurt.

If someone has chance to invent it, please call it the prongless curve-fork.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:32, Reply)
that weird Uggs guy is on my train again

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:24, Reply)
Kick him in the cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:33, Reply)
What weir uggs guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 17:38, Reply)
a fat man who wears uggs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:47, Reply)
that's a woman

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:49, Reply)
nah, deffers a fat man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:50, Reply)
Maybe he's got some sort of foot trouble from being so fat ,
And it's the only way he can be comfortable. Big fat shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 17:54, Reply)
dunno
It must be awful being a fatty fatty fatty fat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:58, Reply)
I thought Stunned was on his way to California

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 18:02, Reply)
The Eagles less successful follow up zzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 18:32, Reply)
I don't really like otters.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 17:39, Reply)
I cried a bit when that otter got killed at the end of that film

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:51, Reply)
Of course you did,
I bet you're on the campaign panel for that bloody hen statue on the M62
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Dunno what that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 18:01, Reply)
PETA want to put up a 10ft angry chicken statue,
After a lorry load of chickens crashed.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 18:57, Reply)
Are you tarka-ing the piss?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 18:21, Reply)
^ showing his age ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 18:23, Reply)
43 years young, me.
And proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 18:25, Reply)
I'm 41 in a couple of weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 18:26, Reply)
old fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 18:30, Reply)
Christ I must be getting old
It doesn't seem that long since you turned 40
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 18:33, Reply)
I'd like you all to note that Hollyoaks is on TV right now.
Which means Gonz is wanking.

Enjoy your supper!
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 18:31, Reply)
fewer coloureds more like!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 May 2014, 18:45, Reply)
Smelly food.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 18:53, Reply)
OH FUCK I HAVE WOKEN UP IN DOVER :(((((

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 19:32, Reply)
No way.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 19:38, Reply)
way. its the only place worse than getting off the train at folkestone, and has cut into valuable pub time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 19:39, Reply)
Ha, you're such a stupid prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 19:43, Reply)
Oh yeah? Well which of us can see Dover castle? Me, that's who. Who's the prick now?
Yeah, I know, still me.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 19:55, Reply)
Dover castle eh?
Sounds shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 20:06, Reply)
Yes it is. I got the hell out of there.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:11, Reply)
Aren't Dover and Folkestone basically the same place?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 19:59, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:00, Reply)
So what's the problem then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:03, Reply)
You mostly, you fucking irritant

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:11, Reply)
<3
xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:15, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:15, Reply)
alright
Off to the juicer in a bit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 19:46, Reply)
The missus is out, the kids are in bed
And I'm in the garden with a beer and a large joint.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 19:57, Reply)
drugs are for mugs, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:00, Reply)
I'm in the garden with a cheeky Sancerre
Katsu curry is almost ready and mini ape earlier declared "I love chives"

Good times
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:03, Reply)
Passing on the chive message to the next generation
#chivealive
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:05, Reply)
I'm not convinced she knows what an chive is
She hardly knows what her head is
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Lol the chinky bird on master chef just said "I don't want to fall flat on my face"!
Lol

Smelly food face
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:42, Reply)
I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 20:45, Reply)
It's funny cos she already HAS a flat face!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:45, Reply)
Because she fell over?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:46, Reply)
she tumbled down the slope

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:47, Reply)
Clarkson cunt^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:47, Reply)
clarkson is worse than hitler for using a word, on television, in a job which requires him to use words

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Yeah, and hit her face against Asia

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 20:47, Reply)
I've done the washing up and listened to Any Questions and now I'm back in the garden
It's still nice out
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:09, Reply)
Why is tangles SUCH a cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:11, Reply)
There's a little robin singing its little heart out somewhere behind me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Robins are massively territorial
It's basically shouting ' fuck off you red titted cunts I'll peck your beady fucking eyes out"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:14, Reply)
There's a family of them
They like to hang out with me when I put the washing on the line
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:18, Reply)
There's a grey heron hangs out on the River by where I sit and have my lunch quite often.
We're totally bros.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Also, stop thinking about my cunt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:13, Reply)
But I was in the same postcode as it....
*inhales deeply*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Member when hignfy was funny?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:35, Reply)
nope

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:46, Reply)
Yeah, back when they did that thing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:49, Reply)
It's still nice out

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:52, Reply)
Do you occasionally awake from a weed induced fug and then post?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:53, Reply)
I went in for a bit and watched some of a documentary on the doors
But it was boring so I went outside again.
And the fug is still very much present
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 21:58, Reply)
I'm watching farage having his arse ripped out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 22:08, Reply)
HAM!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 May 2014, 22:03, Reply)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 22:12, Reply)

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