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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The banana in the tailpipe remind you of boarding school?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
i didn't get a car until after I left school

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:45, Reply)
you can't ever slag me off for having a northern upbringing, ever again!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:49, Reply)
why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:50, Reply)
because you just can't

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:52, Reply)
watch me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:53, Reply)
and i shall say
at least I had a car when i was growing up...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:59, Reply)
i didn't need one, plus I had to earn it
unlike some people and their cars and half flats...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:02, Reply)
nah, it's because you didn't grow up in the north, where things are LOVELY

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Actually i take this all back, I did have a car, i just didn't take it to school as you weren't allowed and I wouldn't have needed it anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:03, Reply)
i wasn't allowed to take mine to university because my stupid younger brother needed it for school and apparently it wasn't "fair" if i got to keep it when i'd already had it for 2 years
stupid younger siblings
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:09, Reply)
HAHA, car sharer ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)
apparently we would have been "too spoiled" if we'd had one each

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)
is that why he only gave you half a flat?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:14, Reply)
technically it's about 2/3 of a flat

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:17, Reply)
So has he got the other half of your flat?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:15, Reply)
no, he's 200 miles away
but you're still slower than nakers.

hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:18, Reply)
and shorter by a foot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:22, Reply)
our next door neighbours' pond had garden gnomes that were taller than him

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Hahaha yeah earn it hahaha

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well, I say earn it. I had to do well in my mock A-Levels

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:07, Reply)
what do you earn in a yurt commune?
a free go on the llama if you finish weaving the replacement roof before the pagan celebration in late december?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:09, Reply)
How well?

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as it turns out, not very

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)
I was just about to make some snide comment about getting a car for doing some exams.
Does it bother you that your whole life can be accurately described using a set of basic assumptions and stereotypes?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:10, Reply)
I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)
You got the car though, so that's alright.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:14, Reply)
That probably came across harsher than I meant btw xxxx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:15, Reply)
whose can't?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Mine.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Your mocks. Not even your actual A Levels.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:18, Reply)
well yeah, cos I needed a car innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:22, Reply)
presumably your 17th birthday was around that time

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Alright, Hetty Wainthropp.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Dunno, just seems like if you're going to reward something
then it wouldn't be that time you did well at pretending to do something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Setting him up for every appraisal ever, tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Fair

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:38, Reply)
Pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Yeah but real a levels would have been too late

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:34, Reply)
So your parents felt as though they were teaching you some important lesson for giving you the birthday present they were always going to give you and you got the car you wanted.

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i think you're overthinking this
his parents got a live-in taxi.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)
It was great when my older sister passed her test - I got a lift home from the pub every Friday night

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therefore saving your parents the task
this is why parents buy cars for their offspring
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:52, Reply)

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