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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning my little cuntmonkeysI have some cbeese on toast for breakfast, though I believe Eggs Benedict to be the finest breakfast of all time. What is your most favouritistest morning meal? Or the worst thing you've ever eaten before lunch?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:09,
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morning Field Marshall Sportington-Forbes (VC)I'm partial to a bowl of maple & pecan crisp. It's a guilty pleasure.
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Tesco does a maple and pecan plait pastryPlease try one and avoid the mouth orgasm noises you'll be making
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:28,
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Guten MorgenCan't go wrong with a full English.
Alt. Sambucca.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:17,
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It can be eitherI'm in a good mood today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:24,
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I had a banana today, but I think as a good all rounder you can't beat a bacon sandwich.The worst thing that someone else ate first thing was 'chilli heatwave' Doritos, the smell alone made me feel sick and my hangover worse.
Also: Folkestone has been included in *yet another* list of 'cool places to live' - How d'ya like that, haters?!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:19,
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Holy shit, candles!I've never had candles before :)
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:21,
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Candle prickwww.shortlist.com/home/coolest-new-uk-areas-to-buy-a-house
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:22,
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I used to work right next to HolbeckThe regenerated bit is really cool.
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There is a lot of money being put into 'regenerating' Folkestone, and house prices may double in the next 5 years as lots of people are moving there because of the transport links etc.Might keep my house a bit longer than I had planned.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:30,
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The house costs me next to nothing to keep, might let it at some point or something before I cash in and retire.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:32,
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you could do let to buy and get somewhere bigger/ in a nicer areaIt seems to be working for sportscow.
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Free commuter lads mags are renowned for their property nous (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:32,
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I'm not suggesting it's a completely factual article, but regardless of the media coverage in the Guardian etc saying similar things, people are moving there and property prices are rising.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:34,
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how many have you got in F town?You have some rental properties, right?
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Whose family?Him who you don't speak to?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:40,
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He's fucked off to Wales, but I have him to thank for my Cheshire heritage(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:43,
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Well, I was born in Chester and moved when I was 1.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:51,
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Well they've embarrassed themselves there, haven't theyWhere's Coventry in that list?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:36,
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They must have thought Cov was *already* a cool place to live and didn't need attention drawing to it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:38,
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Must be thatOr maybe we're still too hip to have registered yet
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:40,
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I'm moving there then. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 May 2014, 8:57,
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Fucking hellThats more than me and I've been on here longer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:29,
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Worst: grits.Nasty american pulp: americanfood.about.com/od/resourcesadditionalinfo/a/What-The-Heck-Are-Grits.htm
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:30,
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Good morning ladies and gentlemenI will be having a bacon, chorizo and black pudding omelette/frittata type thing soon, although a full English* is my favourite. Worst thing ever was congee - a Chinese rice porridge with flakes of dried smoked fish in it.
*Without the beans - beans are awful.
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Those gooks fucking love their fishy shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:35,
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I have to say that the time i spent in SE Asia with native types.......opened my eyes to their propensity to eat absolutely anything - the smellier/stranger/more complex the better.
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A cup of tea and a joint.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:35,
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Got to maintain that high for the day though. Just a mild one to get you going, little one at lunch, another at home time, sort everything out, then massive bong hits from dusk until you pass out, then repeat.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 May 2014, 8:50,
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Omelette, toast and a really good strong cup of coffeeworst thing was YM
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:46,
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For once the bent spastic is correctI'm only here to celebrate your candle day
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:49,
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Decent fruit muesli is my breakfast of choice generally, Unless I'm hanging, and then only eggs and bacon will do.
I've never understood Spanish omelette with chops as a thing. Just seems a bit crass.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 May 2014, 8:49,
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The best morning meal is refrigerated pizza, left over from the night before. Fact.
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Muns, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:08,
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Refrigerated?Posh cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:19,
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INORITEPizza box is safe enough
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:20,
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There's just something about it when it's fridge cold. Although cold is good
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Muns, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:30,
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Microwave the fuck out of itMelty cheese and stale bread FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:35,
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Plane cans for me tomorrow!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:15,
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Me too!! what a weekend this is going to be!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:18,
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Plane cans sound like the stuff dreams are made of.I have five hours in first class to newquay, imma get wrecked on the way
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:20,
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I hate you all across several internet platforms(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:43,
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I'm having a party for one in my 'individual' seat(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:23,
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I'm suffering somewhat this morningQuirky Bird shiraz has a lot to answer for
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:24,
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Dominos pizza is to blame for my 'suffering' today (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:27,
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Well if you have had 'pizza' before you'll get the general idea(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:29,
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yeah! What kind of word has two Zs in? It's riduculous(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:30,
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Too much razzmatazz around it all(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:33,
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spicey suffering? Poisoning suffering? or shame suffering?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:28,
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Turning up to Newquay hammered, you'll fit right in the place is a shithole now, shame really
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:26,
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I hire a cottage in Hollywell bay about 6 miles from there1 pub 2 shops and a great surfing beach
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:38,
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I'll let him have this victoryGiven what he has to wake up next to he deserves a break every once in a while
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:34,
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We last minute guest to stay last nightAnd tonight a couple with two small children, stopping over on their way from Faversham to Cornwall, tomorrow swimming then shopping and prepping for parents/in laws BBQ on Sunday, Monday is another bbq at some cunts house I’ve not met.
I just want to sit in my garden and potter in my shed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:20,
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I'm finishing work at lunchtime and am working from home this morningima build me my last two raised beds this weekend
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:25,
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Sorry to hear that man, I'll be thinking of you when I'm on the beach or lounging by the pool, or indulging in a binge of drugs and booze You know, basically doing what I want
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:25,
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When I used to smoke, I rarely smoked before noon. If I did, it was either because shit had gone right down, yo, or I'd just got laid.
Basically my story is I smoked a lot before noon.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:16,
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*puts on sunglasses*YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:17,
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Must have been a LOT of shit going down(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:23,
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i heard his life was the embodiment of Gonz's bowels(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:26,
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If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you got ta learn to fly.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:27,
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On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:30,
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really if you are stuck in a desert you'd have plenty of time to name your horse(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:35,
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you can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:36,
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I dont "do" umbrellasToo tall innit. You end up nearly losing an eye
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:37,
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Because you have a bollock for a head, bollockhead(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:30,
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Sunderland "won" the counts again, I see(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:34,
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Most of the ballot slips had been coloured in, or had X mis-spelt. The others won't have taken long to count.
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Muns, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:42,
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I like to think they were stood there perplexed as to where the 'Accumulator' check box was(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:54,
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Probably another reason why they count so quickly.Half of the ballot papers include a £5.00 stake, so they have no shortage of volunteers.
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Muns, Fri 23 May 2014, 10:04,
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A full english, or BLTs made with croissantsI tried pink grapefruit (I think that's what it was) for breakfast once and it was foul.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:44,
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BLTs made with croissants? B....L....Ts made WITH croissants?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:45,
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I used to think that was foodwrong territoryuntil I was given one by event catering last summer. Molten cheese in the fucker improves it immensely.
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Muns, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:49,
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BLTs are shitRemove L and T and you have a better sandwich
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:49,
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I like them. So long as you get the ratio of bacon to everything else right(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:50,
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100% bacon, 0% lettuce, 0% tomatoAhhh, I see now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:52,
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Hello, I've woken up to find Facebook claiming we're now living in Mussolini's Italy.
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Kroney, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:47,
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I am rather partial to kedgeree if I can be bothered to make itIt's a fine late breakfast.
Worst. Trying to be a gent with a young lady the morning after the night before
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