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Why is it you aren't supposed to reheat rice? And are there any ways around it?Alt: Improve a film title by making it into a YM joke. My favourite to date is probably Once Upon A Time In Your Mum.
AltAlt: How did you vote? Come on, tell us, we won't judge.
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I've never died when re-heating riceAlso, how do you make fried rice without re-heating it? TELL ME THAT
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The Empire Strikes Back Doors
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:26,
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Dead Mums societyAA and Swipe are taught english by a hairsuit yet charasmatic alien called Mork
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:29,
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It can be a food poisoning risk. I make egg fried rice or a cold rice salad with any leftovers. AltAlt: I put some crosses in some boxes on some printed paper.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:29,
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I've got leftover curry at home and I want to eat the rice hot dammitBut THE MAN SAYS NO
Alt: Your Mum's Bogus Journey
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I'm going to add your mum to Deep Throat. An experienced lead would improve the film.
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Muns, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:34,
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Add her to it?Who do you think you are, George Lucas?
If we do not heed the lessons of history we are doomed to repeat them
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tango and Pat CashWhilst filming a commmercial for overly sweet fizzy pop brand Tango with celebrity ginger conveyoncer R Swipe, ex professional tennis player and lover of dangly 80s earrings Pat Cash gets framed for a crime he didn't commit and must work outside of the law to clear his name, in this witty all action thriller described by Paul ross as "pulsating"!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:35,
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The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Your Mum(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:36,
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Really glad you enjoyed itI fucking love Garth Ennis. The man is a genius. And wrote possibly my favourite line in comic book history, "With great power comes the total fuckin' certainty that you're gonna turn into a cunt"
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comics are for children and the childish(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:02,
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Harry Potter And Your Mum.I voted with my feet.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:42,
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12 years a sex slaveYM's cuntry for old men
Casawanka
YM's arse grapes of wrath
YM's like it hot
High Poon
Breast side story
The night of the munter
Fanny Hall
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:42,
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If they want to improve election turnout, they should have polling stations in pubs. That way you can drunkenly debate the merits of each party prior to making your final decision.
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Muns, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:44,
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It would have to be queer bars as voting is for gaylords(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:45,
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They could have each square as a blotter for blood spots. That way you can cast your vote, and get tested for AIDS at the same time.
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Muns, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:48,
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Sleepless in Your MumLord of Your Mum's Ring
Your Mum Hard 4: Your Mum Harder
Voting is for commies and fascists.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:47,
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Your Mum With A VengeanceYour Mum vs Predator
Twelve Angry Men Having A Go On Your Mum
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Nick Clegg is a girly crybaby bloo bloo nonce./Nick Robinson.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:49,
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I'd be carefulMcDonalds are very precious over their special sauce recipe!
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Muns, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:53,
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Unlike YM and her Filet-o-Fish with extra cheese(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:01,
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It's YM's mayo you have to watch out for. It's warm and tastes like it's been in the sun for a fortnight.
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Muns, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:06,
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I don't care what they say, it takes balls to order a fillet o'fish.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:13,
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Really popular in France, the filet'o'fish.With predictable personal hygiene results.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:14,
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The sauce is shit on themI had one a while ago as I seemed to remember liking them.
I do not like them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:17,
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Surface Area innit? harbours bacteria.I ended up voting for the one that knicked the NHS logo.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:03,
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i queried this when friends came back from bangkok and said the biggest cause of food poisoning over there is riceapparently it's a perfect breeding ground for bacteria. but fuck knows why a microwave doesn't kill said bacteria.
alt: three men and no way she was a lady
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:09,
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"Mums"Arnold Shwartznegger and Danny Devito play mismatched muff diving mothers from Winchester
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:12,
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Dr Ovenglove: Or How I learned To Stop Fingering and Fist YMI Was Monty's Double-Ended Dildo In YMs
A friend of mine once tried freezing cooked rice then trying to defrost it and reheat it. Ended up like manky rice-dandruff.
Altalt: No-one, they were all shit, especially that shit 80s throwback impressionist.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:16,
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Your Mum's a Fucking Slag(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:17,
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The World Is Not Enough (to fill my massive gash)(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:18,
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You Only Give Out Twice (An Hour)(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:18,
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The Mum With The Golden Gums(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:19,
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Brownfingaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:19,
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On Her Mums Secret Servicing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:21,
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Fuck knowsAlt: The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down YM.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:20,
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Monsters's pinkA 3 hour close up of your mum's growler
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:23,
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wreck it RalphPost happy day's slump drives well endowed actor into violent porn
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:25,
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some thieving git has whipped my apple cable out of my computer whilst i've been awayi do NOT want to pay apple ANY MORE MONEY for FUCKING CHARGERS AND CABLES.
gah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:25,
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£25 bastard quid I had to pay to get a converter from iPhone 4 to 5 for my Bose sounddockCheapy eBay ones charge but dont play
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:25,
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he's talking about his penois don't fall for it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:35,
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I'm in Coventry, and tangles is on holiday. What a cunt. Dunno. Good the bad and your mum is a fat ugly cow?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 May 2014, 15:29,
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Chiswick. Chisprick more like.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 May 2014, 15:42,
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I've been to loads of places where Tangles isn't(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:38,
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Yeah. Well I might find his house and leave him a nice note(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 May 2014, 15:41,
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By note you mean steaming pile of shit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 16:03,
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The fellowship of your mum's ring. The good, the bad, and your mum.
The lord of the rings: The two towering cocks about to DP her.
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb slid inside your mums growler.
Vertigo (Which is her explanation for spending so much time on her fucking back!)
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Muns, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:37,
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What's the best sneer?I reckon it's got to be something to do with being a vegan.
Or mentioning a Fair Trade purchase.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:55,
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Fucking ebay getting hacked, making me have to change my passwordby sending an email to my hotmail, fucking hotmail making me change my password, sending an email to my gmail. Fucking work machine being signed into the bloody corporate google+ shit. Fucking phone refusing to open either.
Modern technology.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 16:00,
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haha!this^
I had to do the same
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 16:01,
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I hate having to register every time I want to use a fucking website.Fucking DVLA cunts.
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Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 16:04,
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WoopI've got to hang on until 4.45 then I'm outta here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 16:02,
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www.nhs.uk/chq/Pages/Can-reheating-rice-cause-food-poisoning.aspx?CategoryID=51
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 May 2014, 16:03,
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Clean your teeth whilst you are eating itGood idea!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 16:14,
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Fucking hellLass in work's husband has just won a car at Nissan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 16:13,
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