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Not had a newslink for a while
Might this be worth getting the popcorn out for?
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/insults-fly-between-piers-morgan-and-joey-barton-ahead-of-bbc1s-question-time-9447965.htmlalt: which of the panel is the biggest cunt?
altalt: LUNCH
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:15,
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I've been watching their sparring on twitter
Barton thinks he's a clever cunt but he's just a cunt. A proper panel of MPs, etc will tear him a new arse
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All of them. I hate watching Question Time these days
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I dunno. I have some pitta breads and some couscous but I'm fucking starving
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:17,
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Desperately needs MOAR baconz
or some sort of meat at least.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:20,
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I had prosciutto wrapped chicken last night
Roasted in the oven until crispy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:22,
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How do you wrap the wine bottle around the chicken?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:26,
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Insert, my dear
Insert
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:33,
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THIS^
IN REALLY LARGE FONT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:23,
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Hoist by your own petard though....
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:31,
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it's nobheads
knob is on a door. nob is on your crotch.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:39,
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please tell me that you have been googling nobs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:56,
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Piers Morgan vs a footballer
What a meeting of the minds that must be
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:25,
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Christ.
Two morons calling each other a moron.
Pop will indeed eat itself.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:27,
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Two cunts in a cunt contest
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:27,
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Mrs V was out with a colleague and his brother. His brother goes "You know - even in a twat contest, you'd come second."
To which he responded slowly "Why ... ?"
"because you're a twat."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:28,
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Haha
Clever stuff
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:29,
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You can't beat the classic "because you're stupid" comeback
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:32,
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Hmm, good point
See also: Your face
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:33,
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If it weren't for the fact that her colleague is naturally quite mellow in his delivery, and he and his brother's sparing renowned in our circles, it would have looked like a set-up
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:39,
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a "cuntest" to find who is cuntest?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:29,
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The Cuntest Cunt who ever Cunted
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:30,
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Sounds like a famous kids book
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:34,
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Even thinking about Piers Morgan makes me angry.
I realise this isn't a particularly revolutionary view. But my dislike is on a visceral level.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:37,
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i was looking at sales particulars for a nightclub in folkstone just now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 May 2014, 12:02,
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The creative centre of Folkestone is London.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2014, 12:21,
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I'm right, though.
Because Folkestone is shit.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2014, 12:28,
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A shame - you're missing out.
I have some great opinions.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2014, 12:58,
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#chivealive
pi
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:04,
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#bookert
at en
pi
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:05,
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I don't currently have access to YouTube
But if you hate Morgan it's worth watching him facing an over of Brett Lee's bowling in the nets.
His bat was merely for decoration, as he never fucking used it. Hilarious.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 29 May 2014, 11:44,
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hee hee!
I'd not watched that before
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 12:15,
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Link please.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 May 2014, 12:18,
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Thanks. That's very good.
Fair play though - I wouldn't want to go up against Lee.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 May 2014, 12:32,
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what was Battered shocked by?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:09,
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afternoon
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 May 2014, 12:21,
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Piers Morgan was challenging Jeremy Clarkson to a fight a while back.
This was after Clarkson had already clocked Morgan one.
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Kroney, Thu 29 May 2014, 12:25,
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