As a Christian, with my full focus being on leading the life that the Lord Jesus wants me to live, I never make an error in judgement, and if things don't happen as expected I just remember it's all part of His plan for me.
Alt: As a Christian, to paraphrase Philippians 4 verse 13, I can do all things through Christ. His strength guides me and shows me how to do anything I turn my hand to, as long as His guiding hand is pushing me in the right direction.
Amen.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 7:55, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

And what the fuck are you twatting on about frog?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:15, Reply)

answering the questions set by you, brother troll

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:17, Reply)

Ah, yez...carry on then.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:18, Reply)

I forgive you as jesus has forgiven my transgressions

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:20, Reply)

Have you been hanging round that church again?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:23, Reply)

The church is the people, not the building

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:24, Reply)

Both, really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:25, Reply)

You're an idiot, I feel like a modern day Job and that Satan has sent you to test my faith.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:26, Reply)

Graphene salesman?Quite a new career.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:33, Reply)

A fool gives full vent to his spirit, but a wise man quietly holds it back

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:41, Reply)

                    /^\/^\
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  apple, anyone?         `\     \                 \
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                    /     /             _----_            \   \
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                   \      ~-____-~    _-~    ~-_    ~-_-~    /
                     ~-_           _-~          ~-_       _-~   
                        ~--______-~                ~-___-~

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:46, Reply)

lol^^

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___O___ - No thanks,
 \/|\/    look what happened the first time.
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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Adam and Eve were crucified?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:58, Reply)

No, their original sin led to a series of events which ended with Jesus dying for our sins.
Don't you know anything?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:00, Reply)

That still doesn't make any sense to me
We've still got shit loads of sins so shouldn't there be jesuses getting crucified every week on Saturday Night Crucify with Ant and Dec.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Religion makes very little sense bear. Any of them.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:05, Reply)

I know you're a prick, Lord

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:07, Reply)

/^\/^\ _|__| O| \/ /~ \_/ \ \____|__________/ \ \_______ \ oh bollocks `\ \ \ | | \ / / \ / / \\ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / _----_ \ \ / / _-~ ~-_ | | ( ( _-~ _--_ ~-_ _/ | \ ~-____-~ _-~ ~-_ ~-_-~ / ~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~ ~--______-~ ~-___-~
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

I taught you what to do yesterday, I knew you weren't listening.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I TRIED!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I don't know what that means but I think there might be more Predators on the way

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)

All your good works are but as filthy rags to me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:58, Reply)

Physician, heal thyself

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:01, Reply)

Whatever floats your boat mate
modern day toothless paki gob
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:44, Reply)