You're an idiot, I feel like a modern day Job and that Satan has sent you to test my faith.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:26, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Graphene salesman?Quite a new career.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:33, Reply)

A fool gives full vent to his spirit, but a wise man quietly holds it back

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:41, Reply)

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  apple, anyone?         `\     \                 \
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(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:46, Reply)

lol^^

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 \/|\/    look what happened the first time.
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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Adam and Eve were crucified?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:58, Reply)

No, their original sin led to a series of events which ended with Jesus dying for our sins.
Don't you know anything?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:00, Reply)

That still doesn't make any sense to me
We've still got shit loads of sins so shouldn't there be jesuses getting crucified every week on Saturday Night Crucify with Ant and Dec.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Religion makes very little sense bear. Any of them.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:05, Reply)

I know you're a prick, Lord

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:07, Reply)

/^\/^\ _|__| O| \/ /~ \_/ \ \____|__________/ \ \_______ \ oh bollocks `\ \ \ | | \ / / \ / / \\ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / _----_ \ \ / / _-~ ~-_ | | ( ( _-~ _--_ ~-_ _/ | \ ~-____-~ _-~ ~-_ ~-_-~ / ~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~ ~--______-~ ~-___-~
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

I taught you what to do yesterday, I knew you weren't listening.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I TRIED!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I don't know what that means but I think there might be more Predators on the way

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)

All your good works are but as filthy rags to me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:58, Reply)

Physician, heal thyself

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:01, Reply)

Whatever floats your boat mate
modern day toothless paki gob
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:44, Reply)