Morning 'team', we have a new practice manager who refers to us in group emails as team. I've realised employing her may have been a mistake but came e across ok at interview.
When did you last think you made an error of judgement?
Alt, working on the boat today. Are you good with your hands, diy etc, or are you a complete flipper hands?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 7:00, 199 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

As a Christian, with my full focus being on leading the life that the Lord Jesus wants me to live, I never make an error in judgement, and if things don't happen as expected I just remember it's all part of His plan for me.
Alt: As a Christian, to paraphrase Philippians 4 verse 13, I can do all things through Christ. His strength guides me and shows me how to do anything I turn my hand to, as long as His guiding hand is pushing me in the right direction.
Amen.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 7:55, Reply)

And what the fuck are you twatting on about frog?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:15, Reply)

answering the questions set by you, brother troll

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:17, Reply)

Ah, yez...carry on then.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:18, Reply)

I forgive you as jesus has forgiven my transgressions

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:20, Reply)

Have you been hanging round that church again?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:23, Reply)

The church is the people, not the building

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:24, Reply)

Both, really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:25, Reply)

You're an idiot, I feel like a modern day Job and that Satan has sent you to test my faith.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:26, Reply)

Graphene salesman?Quite a new career.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:33, Reply)

A fool gives full vent to his spirit, but a wise man quietly holds it back

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:41, Reply)

                    /^\/^\
                  _|__|  O|
         \/     /~     \_/ \
          \____|__________/  \
                 \_______      \
  apple, anyone?         `\     \                 \
                           |     |                  \
                          /      /                    \
                         /     /                       \\
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                    /     /             _----_            \   \
                   /     /           _-~      ~-_         |   |
                  (      (        _-~    _--_    ~-_     _/   |
                   \      ~-____-~    _-~    ~-_    ~-_-~    /
                     ~-_           _-~          ~-_       _-~   
                        ~--______-~                ~-___-~

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:46, Reply)

lol^^

   |
___O___ - No thanks,
 \/|\/    look what happened the first time.
  //
  \\
   |

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Adam and Eve were crucified?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:58, Reply)

No, their original sin led to a series of events which ended with Jesus dying for our sins.
Don't you know anything?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:00, Reply)

That still doesn't make any sense to me
We've still got shit loads of sins so shouldn't there be jesuses getting crucified every week on Saturday Night Crucify with Ant and Dec.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Religion makes very little sense bear. Any of them.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:05, Reply)

I know you're a prick, Lord

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:07, Reply)

/^\/^\ _|__| O| \/ /~ \_/ \ \____|__________/ \ \_______ \ oh bollocks `\ \ \ | | \ / / \ / / \\ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / _----_ \ \ / / _-~ ~-_ | | ( ( _-~ _--_ ~-_ _/ | \ ~-____-~ _-~ ~-_ ~-_-~ / ~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~ ~--______-~ ~-___-~
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

I taught you what to do yesterday, I knew you weren't listening.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I TRIED!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I don't know what that means but I think there might be more Predators on the way

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)

All your good works are but as filthy rags to me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:58, Reply)

Physician, heal thyself

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:01, Reply)

Whatever floats your boat mate
modern day toothless paki gob
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:44, Reply)

Last error of judgement?
Last Saturday when I inadvertently kinda insulted some orthodontic technicians at a trade show.
Alt: I am a DIY god amongst men. There are only three things I am reluctant to do :- Gas work (illegal), plastering (never got the hang of it) and brickwork ((I'm too slow even for my liking). Other than those three it's all good
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 May 2014, 7:55, Reply)

The old man was a scaffolder, so I've always been up on the building stuff. Can't wallpaper though, and never tried plastering.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:05, Reply)

Don't tell the Mrs...
I actually enjoy wallpapering! Not so fond of painting though.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:10, Reply)

I find painting theraputic.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:16, Reply)

And me.
I usually have hands like cows tits but for some reason my glosswork isn't that bad.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:32, Reply)

I am dreadful at DIY
I just about managed to put up a bracket for a hanging basket the other week but I almost died while doing so.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:11, Reply)

Alright snapback hamsterman.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:17, Reply)

alright Deep Brain Thrombosis
Cycling Ave.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:23, Reply)

so now you employ Practice Managere and have a boat?
Im pretty sure you should be in the patient chair in that practice.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:41, Reply)

Im shit at D.I.Y also.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:42, Reply)

Cheap catamaran, project of many months. Weneed a manager to write emails and do sums an stuff.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:44, Reply)

And spell check
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:51, Reply)

I check my own spell ty.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:59, Reply)

I watched an episode of Corrie the other day for the first time in ages
I really doesn't improve or change in any way. Someone falls in love, gets married, has an affair, gets divorced, gets married, has an affair, dies, has a shower, falls in love and so on and on and on and on..

Alt: The best I could manage would be one of those folded paper decision maker fly trap things with the numbers and picking colours. Actually, I think I've forgottent how to do them. Paper aeroplane?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:51, Reply)

all in one episode.
Still it has more humour than Eastenders. Not that I watch any.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 May 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Eastenders had plent of humour
Nigel and his shirts, Ethel's willy, Dot killing Ethel..er I wasn't watching it at the time but I saw pictures of trampy Ian that looked well LOL
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:00, Reply)

Hollyoaks more your style?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:00, Reply)

PAYDAY CANS PAYDAY CANS CHA CHA CHA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:02, Reply)

I hope the church can expect your payday tithe sunshine.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)

no im not a christian anymore

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Alright Mohammed.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:08, Reply)

im david innit youre thinking of sporters

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:09, Reply)

Dave lols.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

whats lol about that?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:18, Reply)

As a litigator, this pains me
We say judgment. JudgEment is for American courts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Pedant.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:07, Reply)

peasant

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

peanut

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

penis

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

gingernut

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)

that doesn't begin with pe
you pepper
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:48, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)

^ battered's vinegar stroke selfie ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:50, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:51, Reply)

But it's Terminator 2: Judgment Day
and that's American. Man, just when you think you know the rules..
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:10, Reply)

I'm pretty good with my hands

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:09, Reply)

so is your wife

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:11, Reply)

forever alone^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)

I have a pet cat now, so ner

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:13, Reply)

cats, the harbingers of being forever alone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)

i'm allergic to them
can't even get that right
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

get a bald one
and call it al
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

i'd be allergic to shaved pussies too
it's the protein in their spit (dander) that makes you sneeze. stupid histamine wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)

She actually is.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I don't understand people who aren't at all practical.
Even if I can't fix a thing myself I'll usually have an idea of what is needed.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Choosing to have a lie in after boozing it up last night
now I'm late for coffee and my morning dump, which doesn't bode well for the rest of the day.

alt: I'm pretty good at it, plus, excuse to buy lots of tools and stuff.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Dr Dre is now worth $1bn
My last error of judgement was not being black and angry in an LA slum in 1987
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

his headphones aren't very good

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

beats are shot headphones

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I don't get this whole £200 or whatever for headphones trend
Do you really need to hear it THAT well when you're on the move?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I can't stand the picks who wear them constantly as some sort of fashion accessory

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)

i want the pink ones
this will surprise nobody
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Pink and orange don't go #justsayin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

i'm having it dyed purple tonight
so there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)

thats a better combination

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Orange hair and purple dye. Should impress the courtroom.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:30, Reply)

If they find an "evil minion" impressive, yes.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:38, Reply)

It's all just hipster "look how much I spent to look like a prick" willy-waving
You can get much better headphones for around £50 or less, but they don't have the same street cred with the tosser community.

All Beats do is make your compressed mp3s a bit louder and bassier.

Does fit seamlessly with the worst kind of iPhone fanbois, though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)

alright grandad, calm down

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

The real reason for Apple buying Beats isn't headphones anyway, it's their music streaming business and all the licensing that goes with it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:31, Reply)

Wearing headphones in public makes you look like a bit mentally ill.
Earbuds for outside. Headphones indoors.

I've got a £30 pair of SoundMagik earbuds they sound good and don't fall out of my lugs like the cheap ones.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:37, Reply)

I've never invested because of the above
I don't give a shit how good the sound quality is or is claimed to be, £200+ for cans is ridiculous. You're buying the brand, not the product, you're buying the chance to look flash when you walk down the street and prey upon the easily impressed.

So I'm not at all surprised that Dozer knows all about them ;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)

they don't make turquoise ones

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Some people prefer listening through headphones in their house
Which I can understand if you have small kids or thin walls. But you can buy studio quality headphones for under £100.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

No you can't

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Shut the fuck up

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)

you can't though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Yes you can. Prick
www.dv247.com/search/4057/0/ProductPrice/Ascending/-/1/
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)

oh yeah loads of studios will be using £15 headphones wont they. or perhaps they are for amateur pricks who are into 'hi-fi' and 'audio'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

none of them are pink

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)

And neither is your vagina, but we don't judge you in that do we?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)

it's pinker and more delicate than a freshly polished pink pearl

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:50, Reply)

And smells like it's still in the oyster that has been left out in the sun for a fortnight.

( Muns, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)

OI
i'm not YM you know
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Apply some yoghurt, that might help the odour.
Just be careful not to stab yourself with one of the prongs.
( Muns, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:40, Reply)

It's worth noting that 90% of studio headphones are shit in terms of sound reproduction.
They just don't fall apart that easily.
( Muns, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)

The idea for monitoring is that you don't wan't anything to colour the sound and have 'MEGA BASS' turned up to 'the max'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:58, Reply)

That's why the best studio monitor speakers are actually considered to sound pretty crap
the idea being if you can mix your stuff to sound ok through them, then it will sounds brilliant through everything else.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Yes, I know, Yamaha NS-10 for instance, but then you can probably find something cheaper AND better

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)

it's a MEGA BLAST.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)

haha!
They have too much bass.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

This doesn't surprise me frankly
That would wind me up, but apparently Apple just slung $3bn Beats' way. They're totally addicted to bass.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

actually, they're alright for bassy music, but terrible for music which requires decent high end
They'd be bollocks for mixing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Next time I'm in a club (haha!)
I'll know to differentiate between decent DJs and posers by their headphones.

Er, and the music they're playing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Not been in a club for two yearsish. Full of cunts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

'Clubbing' is for cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

cunts seals
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

and seals.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

PISS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)

too slow grandad

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Wogwon frogger?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)

I have some sort of infected bite on my arm that I keep banging and it hurts.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:53, Reply)

I feel like shit today.
This may be due to:

5 pints of lager.
6 cans of strongbow.
Half a bottle of red wine.
2 very large bifters.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Oooooh nice. I fucking love a Thursday night booze up.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:56, Reply)

I particularly enjoyed the weed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)

I prescribe fried meat sandwich, plenty of water and a lie down. And a swift half at opening time.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Half? A fucking HALF?
Fucks sake. Bollocks to that. Minimum of 3 pints for breakfast.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Wonders why he's a "fat cunt" ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:07, Reply)

I know exactly why I'm a fat cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Swift half is a euphamism. Wetherspoons open at nine you know.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Got micro until 1.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Hungover in charge of a daughter? Snap. She'll love 'spoons.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)

e ch
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)

you ended up with black guyliner and listening to "Angry SUN" sadcore

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)

I know all the words in this sentence but the order you've arranged them in makes no sense
Unless you're a bent spastic who keeps wheeling out the same jokes, presumably
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)

MARTIN 36 FROM NORWICH TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

35 YOU CUNT

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

We used to have a cat called Dr Dre.
We just used to call him Ray before we took him to the vets to have his bits cut off though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:41, Reply)

This is a shite thread, who started it?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Shite?
HEADPHONE CHAT was just what this place needed :(
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Clutch chat was better. But any threadbeats whisky chat.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)

THREADBEATS THREADBEATS THREADBEATS THREADBEATS THREADBEATS THREADBEATS
THREADBEATS THREADBEATS THREADBEATS THREADBEATS THREADBEATS
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)

IF Y'ALL REALLY WANNA ROCK THE THREADY BEATS, THREADY BEATS, THREADY BEATS BEATS ROCK THE THREADY BEATS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Totes re-felted both my shed roofs last weekend
LIKE A MAN
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Rooves?
No, that doesn't look right
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)

rooves are what Scooby Doo's horse has

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Expenses submitted it's like getting free money

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)

I didn't do mine for months when I was working in Poland.
When I did: £6 grand. I nearly spent it on a motorbike.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:06, Reply)

+ und

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:08, Reply)

£850 was my biggest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Lots of flights in mine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:46, Reply)

You should have just packed yourself as hand luggae

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:49, Reply)

ahahahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)

On Wednesday night, when I hadn't considered how much smoke cooking pork scratchings will produce
Had to leave them in the oven for 20 minutes after they were done, as I couldn't open the door, for fear that I'd set the alarm off (the extractor fan in that kitchen is shit).

Alt: I can follow instructions, so building furniture/computers/etc is easy, but I don't have a clue beyond that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:12, Reply)

So you were following orders? Nazi.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Jawohl

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:18, Reply)

are there no windows in your bedsit/house share?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:42, Reply)

alt
some days I can make anything, other days I seem afflicted with stupid fingers, dropping everything and accidentally injuring myself all the time.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I'm shit and DIY and nearly killed Mrs Vagabond with some shelves once.
I'm good with photographic composition and stuff.

I make errors of judgement pretty well every time I drink.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:23, Reply)

I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME :'''''''''''''''''''(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:38, Reply)

You've an arsehole like a windsock.
You're of no use to me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:39, Reply)