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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In my old man's local, quaffing away. Womenfolk at home getting food sorted. All is right with the world. How's your world?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 16:35, 83 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I am sitting on my balcony directly overlooking Laguna Beach. Having brekker.
Then I am getting me a massage. Then I am going to rent a jet ski and go and have a look at some dolphins.

After that, cocktails and dinner. Then I am going to bang the Mrs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 16:47, Reply)
having a pint in an old mans pub as well.
It's proper Phil Collins outside, I've got me shorts on.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 May 2014, 17:35, Reply)
I too have shorts on. This is uncanny.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 17:44, Reply)
is everyone building up for the boxing in your local and all?
I'm not interested but everyone else seems to think it's important.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 May 2014, 18:01, Reply)
There's boxing?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 May 2014, 19:02, Reply)
Not bad
Made a curry with my leftover roast lamb from last weekend, it were lovely - I had it for dinch. Now drinking Doombar and trying to decide on a film to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 May 2014, 17:46, Reply)
If you fancy an offbeat Aussie comedy try either Malcolm, or Siam Sunset. Both cracking movies.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 17:55, Reply)
I dunno, might go for a classic 80s movie of some description
Maybe featuring Molly Ringwald.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 May 2014, 18:43, Reply)
Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone ?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 18:50, Reply)
Ooh, there's one I had forgotten about
I may have seen that in 3D in the cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 May 2014, 19:01, Reply)
Fuck Lighty we getting old Bruv innit?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 19:09, Reply)
Only physically

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 May 2014, 19:27, Reply)
Speak for yourself mate apart from the greying hair, crows feet and erectile dysfunction
I ent changed a bit
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 19:35, Reply)
That's what I meant
minus the ED in my case, obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 May 2014, 19:42, Reply)
How would you know?
no female has let you get close enough to see if it still works, just saying
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 19:52, Reply)
I've run through the self-diagnostics just fine

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:07, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:09, Reply)
My world is good, thanks
Bought some stuff at the market. Changed some crappy door locks for good ones, just chilling before my beloved takes me out for birthday dinner. Weather's not bad either!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 31 May 2014, 18:17, Reply)
You share a birthday with Kroney?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 May 2014, 18:38, Reply)
Twins I think

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 18:39, Reply)
Birthday was yesterday
Kroney is also younger than me* and French**.

*Most people are
**The accusation that I might be French would normally cause me to be incandescent with rage. However, today I will am 'well chilled innit bruv' so I will, for now, let you live.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 31 May 2014, 18:46, Reply)
^ Surrender Monkey ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 18:47, Reply)
alright
Been to the Jorvik centre. The ride bit is fucking shit.

But I did see the massive coprolite; I do turds that size most weekends.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 May 2014, 18:33, Reply)
Triffic thanks
Vinegar tits and her boyfriend next door moved out I've just had a massive plate of chilli cheese fries and now have beer, what more could a man ask for?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 18:39, Reply)
*prisonercellblockhlols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:13, Reply)
MDs

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 19:09, Reply)
Real ones?
Not like the fake ones like Best Troll up there?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 19:15, Reply)
' dwarf found dead in own feces; froth around the mouth and facial bruising suggest a drug induced fit. The internet does a poo in remembrance'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 19:56, Reply)
tweetin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:08, Reply)
What's with all the bugle?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:13, Reply)
I wonder if mrs battered still reads b3ta to check up on him

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:21, Reply)
Custardy battle.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:26, Reply)
Bored

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 23:56, Reply)
Only half an hour late for meeting friends and Ladypig has just got in the shower.
So good. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 May 2014, 19:45, Reply)
Sorry I don't believe you, you need to show us pictures to prove this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 19:52, Reply)
If I go upstairs I'll be shouted at for "stressing her out" and "rushing her"
Every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 May 2014, 19:54, Reply)
But how does she even know what she looks like?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Well, this is a question I've asked myself,
But not had the courage to ask her.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 May 2014, 20:03, Reply)
Chuckles

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:09, Reply)
Orville

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:10, Reply)
I ment a picture of your pissed off looking friends with your watch in view

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:09, Reply)
tell them an hour early
that's what my friends did when we arranged to meet at what turned out to be a gay bar.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 May 2014, 21:05, Reply)
A guy I worked once arranged for us all to meet in town for his birthday at a gay bar
I was not comfortable with the shared sex toilets
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Massage and sushi lunch done.
Now for jet ski and dolphins.

Imma wrestle a dolphin.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:11, Reply)
I hope you get gang raped by the whole pod

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:13, Reply)
It's 35 degrees in the sun here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:14, Reply)
I'm no astrophysic but I think it's a bit warmer than that in the sun
You smug cunt
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:16, Reply)
Haha.
If you search inn at Laguna beach and look at the rooms and views on trip advisor, that's me. Right now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:18, Reply)
:(
Yeah well, I've got ermmmmmmm.....I've got *looks out of the window*
......LOOK JUST FUCK OFF YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:21, Reply)
And your weekend will finish 8 hours before mine will.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Well at least I've got that to look forward to.........heywaitaminute

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:24, Reply)
I am dreading Tuesday.
Work is going to hurt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:26, Reply)
I'm sure Monty will give you a big hug, just for the Brandy alone

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:27, Reply)
*shudders*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:31, Reply)
You going to be watching the Frotch fight

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 21:09, Reply)
looks shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:43, Reply)

no stro hys r +k
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:20, Reply)
Alright TuiB
How was France?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Lovely, ta

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:22, Reply)
sounds shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:45, Reply)
Yeah it was awful sitting in the sun, eating cheese and drinking

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 May 2014, 20:50, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2294179
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 21:13, Reply)
you are face sounds shit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 May 2014, 21:15, Reply)
I for one am heartfelt sorry that it was such a bad holiday

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 21:15, Reply)
Sampling dad's malt collection. Everyone has fucked off to bed, must be my conversational skills.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 21:07, Reply)
The're just saying that secretly they are all upstairs Tutting and muttering under their breaths

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 21:10, Reply)
perhaps come in from around your campfire..

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 21:12, Reply)
the camping fax stove

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 May 2014, 22:23, Reply)
My parents are normal, it's allowed to eat flesh indoors.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 22:34, Reply)
Normal but they produced you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 May 2014, 22:50, Reply)
Yes love xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 23:01, Reply)
NO WHISKY CHAT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 May 2014, 22:40, Reply)
Monty is such a piker
www.vh1.com/celebrity/2011-06-07/flavor-flav-spent-26000-on-drugs-every-day-for-six-years/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 May 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Wow, not like you could every really tell

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 21:19, Reply)
in my f-town local, packed with fanny in here if you like them over 70.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 May 2014, 21:38, Reply)
You know they go like the clappers

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 May 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Any gingers tha are a bit desperate?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 22:12, Reply)
no your mum has gone home ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 May 2014, 22:22, Reply)
She'sStrawberry blonde hahaha

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 22:32, Reply)
It's the sunlight in the BACKGROUND OK

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 May 2014, 22:44, Reply)
Alright hare.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 23:00, Reply)

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