I have completed several first aid courses - didn't tell my present employers as I'd be co-opted as a first-aider
I have helped out when someone accidentally shot themselves on a range - gunshot wounds are messier than hollywood portrays them

Alt: Weekend was great but busy - moving most of my crap to the new flat.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:34, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Gs wounds are fuckers. Treated several when with msf, and London hospitals.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:37, Reply)

shot themselves on a range?
darwin was right
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:37, Reply)

That actually is quite difficult.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:40, Reply)

They need to turn the gun the other way round

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Or aim at their foot.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:46, Reply)

That all species are subject to a gradual process by which biological traits become either more or less common in a population as a function of the effect of inherited traits on the differential reproductive success of organisms interacting with their
environment?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:43, Reply)

urgh urgh pleather jackets and rollies urgh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:55, Reply)

is this a transcript of your solo sextape?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 11:04, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 11:04, Reply)

one night with YM

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 11:04, Reply)

This was back in the days when people could still own handguns
Holster drill, didn't put the safety catch on and caught the trigger when reholstering. Shot himself in the butt.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Arsehole with two arseholes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 11:06, Reply)