dumbarse american bitch (wisconsin blonde, not new york black lady) has given out my fucking email address for replies to her fucking cunt kid's 6th birthday party
so far i have painstakingly replied to 15 of her cunt friends to explain that they have the wrong address, as i don't want to think of a cunt kid missing a cunt party.

not one of the fuckers has bothered to reply and say, thanks. thanks for helping a total stranger. it's not my fault their friend is fucking retarded and can't spell her own fucking email address correctly. cunts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 12:48, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Reply to any further emails as follows: -
Sorry, you were invited in error. You cannot come to the party as I believe that your child may be illegitimate.

Love,

Blah blah blah.
( Muns, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Email her and call her a cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Puit the party on Facebook and see if it goes 'viral'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:00, Reply)

I like this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:02, Reply)

None of these replies are subtle enough
Simply reply to them all, thanking them for their response and then apologise because you put the wrong date on the invitation and it should have been the following day, hope you can still make it!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:03, Reply)

day before would be better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:07, Reply)

No it wouldn't.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:09, Reply)

if you put it a day late the mrs will simply call every on the day when they don't turn up
a day early and thyey'll all turn up expectainga party, but there WON@T BE A PARTY JUSTB A HOLE IN THE GOURND ANS CYRING CHILD
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:12, Reply)

I had a counter argument here, but then I realised I can't be bothered with this hypothetical situation.
Suffice to say, my way is better.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:14, Reply)

i agree

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:15, Reply)

MY TWO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:18, Reply)

+BRAIN CELLS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:29, Reply)

+ mums.
/Boyce.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:36, Reply)