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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm off horse riding at the weekend.
Not really done that before. Looking forward to it and dreading it at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:45, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Horses are shit cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:46, Reply)
So are you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:48, Reply)
That's as maybe, but it does not detract from the fact that horses are bitey at the front, shifty at the back and the less said about the middle the better

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:50, Reply)
You love a horsey cock you posh polo wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:51, Reply)
It's on my desert island discs list

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:04, Reply)
it's awesome
but fucking hard exercise. it exercises pretty much every muscle in the body. if you're not used to it, you'll be walking like you're shitting a melon at first, because your legs are split so wide over the horse's back
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:47, Reply)
I reckon I'll be alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:48, Reply)
Maybe you need a smaller horse?
Also, how can it be hard work to "sit"?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:49, Reply)
you try sitting with your legs spread and wrapped around something the girth of a horse for an hour or more
you get used to it, but the first couple of sessions you end up walking like john wayne.

it's easy to sit whilst they are walking. it gets harder when they speed up. standing trot is hard until you learn the rhythm. kids pick it up without thinking. adults can struggle.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:54, Reply)
unless you want to sit side saddle
i could totally see you doing this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Sounds shit, why not travel by car instead?
Comfy seat, air con, radio and no horse cock
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:58, Reply)
Sounds like an average weekend to me.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:52, Reply)
Haha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:34, Reply)

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