Who's this then?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:48, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Noel is my birthday chum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Best b3tan 4 years running.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Oh my!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:54, Reply)

I'm guessing here.

( Muns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:54, Reply)

Needs more beard.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:55, Reply)

( Muns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:56, Reply)

Needs less Aladdin.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:57, Reply)

( Muns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:59, Reply)

That could quite easily be a photofit of various stages of my appearance.
I firmly believe I'm slightly less of a cunt than him though, despite my face.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:03, Reply)

ARGH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Nowhere near as handsome as our Noel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:55, Reply)

I think edmonds was only four when that was taken.

( Muns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:58, Reply)

How can you possibly forget me after that night?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:55, Reply)

What can I say? ketamine is a hell of a drug.
I wondered who left my anus gaping
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:01, Reply)

I've never managed to get my whole head inside someone before.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:03, Reply)

Are you really as racist as they say?
Which do you hate the most?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:09, Reply)

I made a comment that could be seen as racist, yes.
But if I was going all-out I'd probably say the Inuit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:11, Reply)

Rohypnol and therapy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:01, Reply)

'struggle juice'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:28, Reply)

Noel, despite his absence is 100% the best one here
and the best one in real life.
( Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:25, Reply)

You're too kind.
You've changed your name though, I don't know which one you are.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Oh, nope, got it.
How the devil are you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:35, Reply)

I didn't change it that badly
I'm getting on pretty well. How are you doing, you've been quiet on arsebook too!
( Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:38, Reply)

I have, until recently.
No internet at home and not much inspiration until the sun came out. There's room for improvement but I'm getting on ok.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:41, Reply)

You need a trip to Cornwall!
Hows the sprog?
( Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:46, Reply)

I really do, I keep daydreaming about the walk from Crackington to Tintagel along the north coast.
Probably the greatest walk I've ever done. She's ace, the happiest she's been for ages. She had enough of her mum and moved out last week, broke off all contact with her and is living with her boyfriend. So, less sprog, more young woman, but she's great thanks!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Jeebus, shes grown up damn quick!
I remember when I had enough of my mum and moved out! I was about 23 and was fed up of my then girlfriend (now wife) telling me we couldn't have loud animal sex in case my mum heard. Parents can be arseholes!
( Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:02, Reply)

Which loud animal were you pretending to be?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:07, Reply)

Hamster
It was anal animal sex
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:12, Reply)