Fucks sake - email from Sales
At last year’s Staff Conference we gave you a taste of our annual Customer Conference. This year we’d like to bring you a taste of the annual Gala Dinner that we hold at the Customer Conference.

The Staff Conference will begin at 13:30 with keynote speeches and short presentations, followed by a drinks reception at approximately 16:50.

We will then transport you back to the Wild West with an evening of laughter and amusement at the ‘Saloon’. The Gala Dinner starts at 18:10 and is followed by the usual Staff Awards ceremony. After the awards we get straight into the evening’s entertainment with a professional Line Dancing caller getting us all to the floor for a good old fashioned ‘Hoe Down’. If you prefer, you can take part in a less strenuous activity with one of our side stalls: Tin Can Alley, Quick Draw and Horseshoe Throwing. Finally, you can dance the night away to the disco or simply chat and network with colleagues until 23:00 when the evening ends.

We’ve chosen a fancy dress theme that is easy to dress for (could be as simple as a checked shirt and jeans), but we hope that as many people as possible will enter into the full “spirit” of fancy dress. Don’t forget that the ‘Wild West’ theme can be interpreted in any way you like! You are more than welcome to wear your fancy dress during the day if you wish or simply accessorise for the evening.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:47, 9 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

jesus christ
who comes up with this shit?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Trying to get a scouser to wear a shirt
Doomed to failure
( Kroney, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Scouser?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Sounds like a good night, can I be your plus one?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:52, Reply)

You can be my one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:53, Reply)

FFS
Try complaining that it's racist towards the Native Americans, celebrating their subjugation, something like that?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I might just build a casino

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:53, Reply)

subjugating the poon!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Sales folk sure are wacky

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Black up and go as a cotton picker

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Now this is the best suggestion so far

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:56, Reply)

"Don’t forget that the ‘Wild West’ theme can be interpreted in any way you like!"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)

I can't think of any West that was wilder than Fred.

( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Also a good suggestion

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:59, Reply)

hahaha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:00, Reply)

He could go as Kanye and interrupt all the awards

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Kanye is a way of asking a friend to go to the bar in Newcastle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Yo Sportscow, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but saying 'your round' is one of the best ways of asking a friend to go to the bar of all time!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:06, Reply)

In Newcastle saying "your round"
usually gets the answer "so are you, fat cunt".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Ye look fuckin' round to me pal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Hmm, it might just work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Provincials make me laugh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)

You seem pretty desperate for him to black up.

( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)

I just think it's a good idea, nothing weird about that mate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Ellodermon

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Alright Chalky

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Or a Chinese rail worker

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Dress up as Justin Lee Collins.

( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Do you want a slaaaaaap?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Dirty vile whore

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Pretty whore mouth.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:15, Reply)

^^
Shut your pretty little dirty vile whore mouth
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:16, Reply)

I am erect.
Fancy bier skis at 4?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Alas no, I need to go down to the seaside tonight, will have to wait until tomorrow :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Will come with.
Follekeystoneylols.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Find a religious event on the same day & then say you can't attend the conference as it breaches your religious beliefs.
Guaranteed get out.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Like you. Today.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:25, Reply)

^ So lonely

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Apology accepted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:32, Reply)