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GADZOOKS KENNETH, that is a strong GINI have just SALTED MY PORK, what have you just done WITH YOUR FRIDAY EVENING?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:41,
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Washed dishes, had a couple of pints, had a 'cocktail' made for me by my stepson and am now on my first glass of wine.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:42,
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It was quite nice, if a rather disturbing shade of green.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:44,
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I'd never liqueur period.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:53,
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Arrived home in f-town, put the washing on, drank some m and s Belgian lager, party for one at my house.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:43,
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*Facebooks*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:44,
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*My Spaces*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:44,
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i was in your MUMS MYSPACE LAST NIGHT DEEGEE(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:45,
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There's plenty of it; she disintegrated about 20 years ago!!!!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:46,
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how come you work for the nhs but don't spend all day on here?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:47,
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Because I'm employed via an agency and don't want to fuck up my chances of more work?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:48,
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I know right?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:50,
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Also, I have a paperclip counting quota,and I'd never hit my targets if I was fannying around on here all day.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:51,
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haha well played(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:50,
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It's easier just to lob a dogbot through his letter box(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:45,
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What a horrible and crass euphemism(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:44,
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your MUM is a HORRIBLE and CRASS EUPHAMISM(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:44,
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I heard his mum smells of Patak's curry paste.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:45,
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I heard his mum provides the brine for tinned hotdogs (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:48,
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I heard his mum stuffed the hot dogs up her foof and then laid them in the can before pissing on them.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:49,
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i heard she muff guffs like a flatulent MOOSE(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:50,
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I heard she goes like a shit house door when the plague's in townand doesn't ask questions.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:52,
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Yer never fuck Paxman, he's all like"lick my gooch, now your starter for ten, What Byzantian Prince was renowned for living inside a donkey?"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:54,
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Yeah but she gets paid top dollar for that service(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:45,
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Eschewed pub to come home and budgie sitThe fucking thing just sits there singing. Come out and fly, you Australian twat!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:47,
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have you considered attaching it to the ceiling by some string so it flies in circles like one of those toy aeroplares?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:49,
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Am I really daft, 'cus I can't really understand this post?OHHH NOW YOU EDIT IT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:49,
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+ after I edited it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:51,
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He come out and sits on my hand all the time hashtag justsayin(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:50,
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Maybe it's because I have patience to leave him to it for more than three minutes (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:52,
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Funny, that's what swipe said about you.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:53,
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Venomous, she said something so horrible yesterday I doubt even she remembers.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:57,
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Did she call you....Wait for it...
A SNAKE?????
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:02,
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No she called me a piss head and a coke head which are terrible lies!!!!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:26,
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CUNTPISSSHITFUCKWANKOFF!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:57,
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Bifurcation is not for everyone.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:58,
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haha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:59,
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He just sat on meSo I pulled him out and sat him on top of the cage. He was most surprised.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:09,
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Maybe I didn't treat you quite as good as I should have(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:56,
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Hang on, I know this one...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:56,
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'The Camel Boy', by S.O.D.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:01,
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Hey Nakey Poo's in commemoration of the D-day landings I bought a tank yesterday
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 19:59,
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How many fish do you have in it?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:00,
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I have three fish tanks, and a pond.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:03,
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Two turtles(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:04,
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i beT THIS IS THE SET YUP FOR A HILARIOUS MISREPRESENTATION WEAR YOU'VE JUST BOUGHT A FISH TANK(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:01,
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Keep up.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:01,
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Well yeah, the turtles have out grown the old one(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:04,
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Are they Happy Together?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:05,
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Yes, the floppy hair goes really well with it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:06,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:08,
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G&T and a joint dans le jardin(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:03,
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I've got loads, come over(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:06,
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I WILL be in Cov not next week but the week after that I think, MAYBE(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:07,
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Will you be wearing your Nu Shooz for the occasion?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:13,
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alright Dozer give Nakers his account back(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:16,
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any excuse to get out of Coventry AMIRIGHT(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:21,
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Sorry TuiB did I touch a nerve?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:23,
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Yes your words are very hurtful to me harters(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:27,
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I'm really sorry Tangles , will you still love me in the morning?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:35,
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haha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:49,
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Monty tried to claim that the girly bun on top of his head was actually a well cool samurai thing(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:08,
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WTF?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:08,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2296453#post2296459
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:10,
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Oh wait, do you mean you want to see his girly bun?You'll have to meet him for a post-work pint for that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:11,
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hang on does frog only wear t-shirts?Is swipe dating a teenager?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:12,
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Worse than thatHe's a bloke in his 30s who still wears the same clothes he wore when he was 18
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:17,
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Fuck off you grandad shirt awkward looking paedo(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:32,
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b3ta.com/questions/fantasists/post2297243
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:35,
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Just helped a mate break in to his own place as the doorkey snapped in the lock.I know it is his home, so I'm not adding burglary to my list of current or previous activities.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:09,
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you crawled through an air intake for him didn't YOU(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:11,
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Cat-flapLolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:12,
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What is in your list of previous activities?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:12,
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I've just done Kenneth. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:20,
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REM are fucking shit. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:21,
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+ in the toilets with a knife(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:21,
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I got away with it, therefore, it never happened (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:22,
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Yeah like I'm gonna argue with youalright wee pee how goes it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:23,
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Really good, I've got a weekend in Cornwall with the Ladypig, I'm not going back to Coventry on Monday and I might have figured out what's the next step in the career change.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:27,
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Which part of Corn-land?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:28,
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It is hilariously called Looe(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:30,
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I heard people like Harters call it Toilete(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:31,
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I like Looe, good choiceKroney went to a really good hotel in Carbis bay on my suggestion
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:32,
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What's nearby we can go and do?I fancy wandering round a couple old castles or sutin
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:34,
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The lost gardens of heligan is quite nice but a pain to get to.Tintagel castle is the legendary birth place of king Arthur,I prefer the northern coast line, bredruthen steps is breath taking
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:41,
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And I'd made up the spare bed :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:29,
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I tell you what, My favourite bit of Coventry was the little deli just by the cathedral that did a pint of tea for 85p
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:31,
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Meet me for a pint in a shit pub next time you're here and we can sit in awkward silence for 20 minutes or so(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:34,
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I would have done his time, but with work, drinking and driving is a no(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:35,
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I usually drive better after a couple(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:42,
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Evens out how stoned you are I guess(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:43,
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If I smoke a joint first I can easily sink a few pints without any problems(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:47,
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CLUDO just got real(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:22,
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Hula hoops are NOT GOOD RECEPTACLES FOR HUMMUS(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:23,
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You're doing it wrongHook them onto a fork
Dip
Munch
Smack my ass and call me a genius
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:25,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:26,
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Do you eat everything with a fork?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:28,
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Only because women both have teeth and cannot be trusted,(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:37,
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Only because of the slightly strange drink with a straw rules she imposes on herself (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:45,
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Do you eat fucking everything with a fork? I bet you even tried Chompy's cheesy penis with one. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:29,
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haha even Marrs bars(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:30,
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Missed that, I'll go up and say sorry(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:34,
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use hands for hummusthen neck bag of crisps
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:39,
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cavy, cavy, cavy cavy, AHHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHHH(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:44,
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what tune is that to?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:50,
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Rick Witter's big hit from as few years ago.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:52,
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I'm stoned out of my box and I think I've just swallowed a lemon pip(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:41,
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Sounds like a good friday night then, apart from the lemon pip bit(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:43,
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Soz I mean 'drink and drugs are great aren't they?'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:44,
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Damn that autocorrect!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:45,
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News LOLS"Man jailed after going on rampage in Exeter cathedral
Phillijoe pulled down his trousers before climbing on to the altar, breaking a crucifix and punching a 70-year-old"
www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/06/man-jailed-exeter-cathedral-rampage
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:43,
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Did his wife subdue him by throwing a 3x2' priceless 12th century bible?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:45,
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HIYA!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:50,
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*waves*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:54,
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HIYA!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:55,
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I bet you have.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:17,
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