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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm due a new mobile in the next couple of weeks. I'm thinking Galaxy S5.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:17, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
work gave me a galaxy
it's fucking irritating
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Oh you should have said before, perhaps by bellowing 'YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNT' at it in some kind of menstrual display of complete over reaction and loss of control.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I WAS TALKING TO YOU

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)

www.howmanysyllables.com/words/onion
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:32, Reply)
that looks like a totally legitimate website
you syllable spastic kent mouthwrong
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I don't want another bloody Apple product.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)
the iphone is a million times easier to use
typing on the galaxy is annoying
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I think we can therefore safely assume, given your previous track record for being wrong on ABSOLUTELY FUCKING EVERYTHNIG
that this means that the Samsung device is far superior in every single conceivable way.

Is it not pink enough, or something?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:25, Reply)
it looks like your face

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)
You know and I know that this makes no sense at all.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)
they are both big, flat, shit and annoying
how does that not make sense?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:32, Reply)
And you've seen a picture of me?
That either makes you

a) an internet stalker; or
b) an internet fantasist (see QOTW)

So which one is it?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:39, Reply)
are you denying that your face is all of those things?
the actual details are irrelevant
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Yes I am, but the actual details are in fact quite crucial.
Are you denying that you are:

a) fat?
b) ginger?
c) an orang-utan?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:53, Reply)
this subthread has taken a right turn for the worse

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)
I'm going to get an HTC one M8 when I upgrade

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)
They're all shit once you've dropped them a few times

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)
are we talking about children again?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:43, Reply)
My upgrade's not due til march but if it were now, that's the phone I'd want

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:43, Reply)

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