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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The new Mastodon album comes out in a couple of weeks and I've just been listening to the latest single
It's very good.

My computer screen stopped working yesterday so I ordered a great big new one which should arrive today.

What new things are you expecting soon?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:00, 107 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I've just had a new record delivered WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Is it your own?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:05, Reply)
No, but it is by an artist who was born in Coventry

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I hate songs about how deprived an artists childhood was.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)
I don't think there are any 'songs' on this record

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2299633
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Oddly enough I don't find this remotely insulting
There were a couple of tracks on our last album that you wouldn't really call songs
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)
As you mentioned Coventry, I should have realised that you meant criminal record.
Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:53, Reply)
I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Robbie Williams lols

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:21, Reply)
I'm expecting lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:04, Reply)
^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:08, Reply)
I should go home and make sandwiches, but instead I think i'll buy one from the supermarket.
I'm so decadent
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Maybe you should make the most of being able to nip home at lunchtime while you still can

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Oh man, but what if I want to make the most of working opposite a supermarket while I still can?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Every little helps

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Leftover roast chicken from yesterday's dinner
I "accidently" buy a larger chicken every Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:13, Reply)
I ordered Cards Against Humanity at the weekend, so I'm expecting that to arrive soon.
My new game, speaker cable and charging packs all arrived this morning, which was nice. Looking forward to giving the game a good go.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:06, Reply)
I played that a few weeks ago. It was lol.
They should make a phone app for it so I can play over whatsapp or sutin.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Light In Chains plays it online somewhere, can't remember where though

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Googled
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.spartzinc.aah
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Off Color is the google app I used
also Pretend You're Xyzzy for browser based.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:44, Reply)
I expected two new sofas and I now have them
I'm also expecting a nice meal out on Wednesday for Mrs Cow's birthday
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:08, Reply)
I'm expecting a book, and new wallet and some char grilled Vietnamese pork and noodles

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:09, Reply)
I'm going to assume this is a euphamism for you cheating on swipe with a vietnamese person.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)
"Me love you long time"

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:11, Reply)
No, it's food innit, sometimes you are really stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Sounds like rather nice food too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)
It is, although I have deviated from the question slightly as it isn't 'new', I've had it before.
Sorry if I have let anyone down, just wanted to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:18, Reply)
I feel a little cheated here, but your apology has gone a long way towards making amends

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Thanks, I made a mistake. My TRU FRENDZ will stick by me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:21, Reply)
look at all that tumbleweed

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:33, Reply)
*reminds tangles that he can't smoke it*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Cor imagine if weed did just tumble slowly past your house in big clumps

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:38, Reply)
Pull your knickers back up

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:34, Reply)
lol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Yeah, okay. Gottcha. Just "food"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)
"chicken"

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Smells of cock though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:21, Reply)
what do you think of the anti-homeless spikes story, mr al?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I think they're quite an unpleasant idea.
But presumably it's private property and they can do what they like.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)
it's no fun when we agree :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I'll call you a ginger cunt on Wednesday if you like.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)
I'm due a new mobile in the next couple of weeks. I'm thinking Galaxy S5.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:17, Reply)
work gave me a galaxy
it's fucking irritating
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Oh you should have said before, perhaps by bellowing 'YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNT' at it in some kind of menstrual display of complete over reaction and loss of control.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I WAS TALKING TO YOU

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)

www.howmanysyllables.com/words/onion
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:32, Reply)
that looks like a totally legitimate website
you syllable spastic kent mouthwrong
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I don't want another bloody Apple product.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)
the iphone is a million times easier to use
typing on the galaxy is annoying
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I think we can therefore safely assume, given your previous track record for being wrong on ABSOLUTELY FUCKING EVERYTHNIG
that this means that the Samsung device is far superior in every single conceivable way.

Is it not pink enough, or something?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:25, Reply)
it looks like your face

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)
You know and I know that this makes no sense at all.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)
they are both big, flat, shit and annoying
how does that not make sense?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:32, Reply)
And you've seen a picture of me?
That either makes you

a) an internet stalker; or
b) an internet fantasist (see QOTW)

So which one is it?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:39, Reply)
are you denying that your face is all of those things?
the actual details are irrelevant
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Yes I am, but the actual details are in fact quite crucial.
Are you denying that you are:

a) fat?
b) ginger?
c) an orang-utan?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:53, Reply)
this subthread has taken a right turn for the worse

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)
I'm going to get an HTC one M8 when I upgrade

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)
They're all shit once you've dropped them a few times

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)
are we talking about children again?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:43, Reply)
My upgrade's not due til march but if it were now, that's the phone I'd want

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Debt.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Everything I've ordered arrived.
Large capacity portable USB charger, and battery powered pump for my airbed.

Seven festivals to go. Bring em on!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:18, Reply)
You're taking an airbed to a festival?
You big wetty.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:23, Reply)
No, thats doing it right

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:23, Reply)
He's taking it to seven festivals.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:23, Reply)
That's value for money right there.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:29, Reply)
It's practically paying for itself

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Fuck yes.
Comfort is king, although I suspect that I'll only be camping at three, possibly four of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:46, Reply)
I usually fall asleep on top of my sleeping bag, with my boots poking out the bottom of the tent.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:05, Reply)
I'm there for business more than pleasure, although I still get to enjoy and meet some great artists.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Are you that bloke who wanders through the crowds mumbling "mandy, coke, pills"?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Barry Manilow?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
That sounds more like the backstage at a Motley Crue gig to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:23, Reply)
member when we didn't meet at that Mastodon gig? that was good weren't it
I'm expecting a new credit card,
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:25, Reply)
your wife's already got it
and is using it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)
right

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)
now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Are you wanking while you write this?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)
I am

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:31, Reply)
yes
i am swiping ape's new credit card
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Make sure you wipe it clean once you are done

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Clit & Pin

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:48, Reply)
tap&play

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:53, Reply)
you can always pray for contactless payment

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:03, Reply)
She'd have to change her name to Rachelcontactless.
Despite it being accepted for transactions of less than £20.00 in value, I don't see it happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:16, Reply)
The risk is you try for an instant transfer and end up with something that takes several days to clear.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
+and a course of antibiotics

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:47, Reply)
New BBQ probably
I'd like a couple of guitars and guitar-related items, but I don't think that's going to happen this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)
You've spent enough on guitars, mister!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)
In my heart, I know this to be true
But they're just so pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:31, Reply)
I'm getting a new BBQ when we move house.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Gas or coal?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Coal or GTF
Gas BBQs are just outdoor ovens
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:45, Reply)
You can get combination ones which are rather good
Uses gas to heat the coal, heats up far quicker
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Im enjoying Royksopp and Robyns new ep.
Currently compiling a playlist this weekend so scouting some good remixes.
Hashtag Music Bantz
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:31, Reply)
I just Mastadon'd all over YM.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Mastadon't

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:31, Reply)
The name Mastodon (or mastodont) means nipple tooth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Basically, some scientist has totally named a big hairy elephant after YM.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Its understandable

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:39, Reply)
tusk tusk

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:39, Reply)

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