Nope
She get two cards, one from each kid, no single card cop out bollocks there. THen she gets a lie in, breakfast in bed. Flowers, Chocolates and whiskey. Oh and I do all the housework.

Every year I hope this will show her how its done. Every year it doesn't!
( Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:17, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I believe the correct term is
FUCK THAT SHIT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Next year she's getting my dick in a box.

( Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)

It sounds like she already has one of those

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)

She's certainly got his balls in her handbag

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:21, Reply)

x ok
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:21, Reply)

That would mark

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Might add a bit of spine to it though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Leaf it
Its hard for him
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Might be the only way a (pre)face gets on it though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)

maybe the problem is that the same gifts every year is lacking in imagination?
put some effort in, man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:26, Reply)

I don't get her the same shit every year
I got her an iPad last year so fack off ranga
( Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:29, Reply)

READ YOUR POST (emphasis added)
She get two cards, one from each kid, no single card cop out bollocks there. THen she gets a lie in, breakfast in bed. Flowers, Chocolates and whiskey. Oh and I do all the housework.

Every year
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:32, Reply)

Every year was part of a new sentence
How did such a fucking idiot become a lawyer?
( Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:34, Reply)

the present tense and the fact that you don't refer to a specific year lead the court to construct that you buy the same tired old shit every year
verdict:

GUILTY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:57, Reply)

What the fuck would you know about mothers day?
You'll never receive a mothers day gift. They're not from me are they! Its my mum I buy the same tired old shit for.
( Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:00, Reply)

i'm certainly glad i'll never receive one chosen by you
yours sound shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:14, Reply)

You have no idea what I get my mum
I have never told you.
( Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:18, Reply)

it can't be worse than chocolates and whiskey

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Depends if you like chocolates and whiskey really
If someone gave me Chocolates and whiskey I wouldn't be an ungrateful bitch.
( Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:20, Reply)

unless they had one direction on the box?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:25, Reply)

I'd drink One Direction whiskey
Its just crappy pop
( Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:32, Reply)

if you bought me chocolates and whiskey
i'd let you drink the whiskey for me. i'm nice like that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:36, Reply)

I'm not buying you anything
you're a meanie
( Peej, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:37, Reply)

It's no wonder his wife hates him so much

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:29, Reply)

i thought we all knew that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:32, Reply)