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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucksake...just off the top of my head...1. The mental one who was desperate to get married - I said 'no way' and eventually finished it. The drama queen that she was, she did the whole 'woe is me' routine, pestering me with texts, phone calls, FB messages etc for weeks afterwards. Suddenly it all went very quiet. She was engaged to some other mug within about 3 months. The last I heard, he binned her as well.
2. The other mental one who I was seeing for about 18 months. One minute she was dropping hints about moving in with me, and then literally the next week she fell for a married father of 2 who she met on a 6-week course. The last I heard he binned her at the end of the course and went back to his Mrs.
3. The politically ultra-correct, hand-wringing, vegetarian who was a member of Amnesty International and strongly believed in free elections around the world, but thought nothing of handing out 'Ban The BNP' flyers around the city centre. She failed to see the irony.
That'll do for now.
Alt: 'He who expects nothing will not be disappointed.'
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:34, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
What I'm getting from this is that you have a thing for cluckcluckgibbergibbers(
Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:35,
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Either he goes for them, or he sends 'em nuts(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:37,
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When I go out with someone for the 1st time, I always give them the warningI turn them all mental eventually - it's just a matter of how long it takes.
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They fucking go for it when they're trying to get out of the restraints!They do need to make straight jackets with suspenders though.
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:56,
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My mate binned his bird off when he moved in next door to meHe woke up early one Sturday morning at around 5am, many month later, opened his curtains to find her standing there in the road, looking up at his flat
One of my exes threw a vodka and coke at me when I walked in from work five minutes later than normal. Apparently I must have been balls deep in someone during that time instead of the train being delayed. 8 stitches later in my elbow and a "see you later"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:44,
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You just reminded me of a mate of mine. He dated a bunny boiler for a few weeks, he called it off and after various incidents, she eventually broke into his house and got in bed with him. He decided to head spend a few years living off of his parents money, travelling, in the hope that she'd forget about him and find someone else to be a fucking lunatic towards.
She actually managed to track him down while he was in Hong Kong, she bought flights, travelled over there and broke into his hotel room. He's not seen her since the hotel involved the local constabulary.
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:47,
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NiceI've had a few Klingons over the years who didn't take "FUCK OFF" for an answer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:49,
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Fucking hell.Mental number 1 from up there ^ - the day I finished with her, she phoned everyone she knew to tell them that I had callously dumped her. As I say, a total fucking drama queen.
She tried to phone one friend in particular, who was out on a pub crawl with her work mates and didn't get the call. When she saw the missed calls the next day she phoned her. The mental one refused to believe that she'd been out with her work mates, and instead accused her of being with me.
So she lost her bloke and one of her best mates on the same day. Nice going ya fucking lunatic.
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I was, but YM let me out the back door just before you got home.And when I say back door, zzzzzzzzzz
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