A 32 stone scotsman walked into a hospital and told them he was going to stop eating whatever they said
so they might as well monitor him for science. He ate nothing for 382 days and lost 19 stone.

www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/07/24/3549931.htm

I just ate half a 15" pizza. How's your weight? Do you diet?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:24, 142 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

"hereafter known only as Mr A B"
Amorous Badger?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:28, Reply)

half? Bit gay
I have lost weight this year, through stress, black coffee and looking after two children
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:31, Reply)

I'm fasting

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:41, Reply)

s ing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Fat. I'm a fatty. Lard arse. Giganto. Fatso.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:49, Reply)

I was a stone and a half too heavy a year ago. The Divorce Diet™ got rid of a good stone of that. So I'm about half a stone over.
All of which is probably my extended liver.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:53, Reply)

ex dis
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:54, Reply)

Possibly. Thank fuck it's the only organ that recovers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:57, Reply)

your cock is shit out of luck then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:00, Reply)

Of course. I'm 41, angry, short(ish) and divorced. Do you really think I've got women breaking down my front door?
If my drought gets any worse Geldof will probably host a benefit concert.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:02, Reply)

I'm pleased my ex wife left me when I was 31.
It increased the odds of meeting someone else immeasurably.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:04, Reply)

Thankfully I have no desire to meet anyone else.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:07, Reply)

ish?
hahaha
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:06, Reply)

Ha, you zinged him there, ginger tits!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:06, Reply)

maybe he could lend you Peache's corpse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:09, Reply)

Tweeting him now!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:10, Reply)

she'd be a raisin by now

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:10, Reply)

I'm cooking my signature dish.
It's well nom. I've lost about 1.5 - 2 stone in the last 7 months. It's ace; I can fit into my purple suit again after many years.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:01, Reply)

Poor DG, I know times were tough, but there are always food banks you know

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:02, Reply)

Stress is a good weight loss programme.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:04, Reply)

see above

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:07, Reply)

I donated to a food bank at Christmas.
It was a relief to get rid of those out of date tins of spam, to be honest.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:09, Reply)

I donated my muck all over YM last night.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:11, Reply)

No respect for the dead :(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Overweight for my build, and I'm a right scrawny cunt.
It's probably cancer.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:11, Reply)

best of both worlds

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:13, Reply)

I weigh 20 stone easy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:18, Reply)

Less than your missus then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:20, Reply)

It's like a sumo match when they snog
complete with diapers.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:21, Reply)

20 stone more than yours.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:22, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:23, Reply)

Thankfully.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:27, Reply)

you keep telling yourself that sweetheart

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:29, Reply)

I cannot think of anything worse right now. Genuinely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:39, Reply)

I have no idea what I weigh, any guesses?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 22:18, Reply)

Your post needs more Ian Beale for me to reply.
Sorry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 22:20, Reply)

I'm afraid I've never sold any furniture to any cast members of eastenders, past or present
It is a little disappointing, I know
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 22:24, Reply)

lentils?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 22:21, Reply)

Classic mong tiger!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 22:25, Reply)