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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I suspect this week will mostly be 'fucking shit' punctuated infrequently by bits that are 'good'.
And I might buy a new bike. And some new trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:02, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I have purchased a new extension lance (!) for my pressure washer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Woah! Sexeh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:07, Reply)
15" of black tube for my pleasure

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:08, Reply)
I bought 26" of black inflatable tube yesterday, also for my pleasure

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Once you've gone black, etc...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:15, Reply)
What sort of bike?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:05, Reply)
A road bike. I have a mountain bike and a 'hybrid' (bullshit term) bike, but I'm doing a charity ride and it's a good excuse to buy one.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:06, Reply)
I've got a hybrid. Really should use it more than I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:07, Reply)
I went out twice this weekend, I really enjoy it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:08, Reply)
I need a new bike
My old one is fucked
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:08, Reply)
They tend to be.
Which is how they become known as bikes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:10, Reply)
oh ho!
Its been sat in the garden since I moved house

THE BIKE TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Textbook!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:15, Reply)
No, I keep those indoors
The pages will go all funny otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:16, Reply)
I'd probably use mine more if I didn't live in London.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:10, Reply)
I have not and do not intend to ride much up here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:11, Reply)
There's nothing wrong with riding in London
it just makes you go further because you want to make the effort to get somewhere outside the M25.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Also, can you get one on the ride to work scheme?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Maybe, not that bothered though because I won't really ride to work and that's fraud.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:17, Reply)
No it's not.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Yet more cracks in Al's white washed liberal exterior

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:20, Reply)
He's not only asking me to lie, but also my employer :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:21, Reply)
He's as corrupt and an African 'president'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Given that my boss pays a large chunk of my season ticket, I think asking them to buy me a bike for 'up to £1000' to fictitiously cycle to work on might be a bit suspicious

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:24, Reply)
From folkstobep

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:30, Reply)
"folkstobep"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:31, Reply)
My favourite dance EVAR!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:34, Reply)
The latest hipster music style?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:35, Reply)
The yurtsmiths new sound innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:40, Reply)
THey aren't, you pay for it, you just make a saving on income tx, and they make a saving on national insurance contributions.
Win win.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:36, Reply)
I dont know how you can sleep at night

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Corporate tax avoiders are stealing from our children!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!11!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Fat people do suffer badly from sleep aponea

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Pretty dishonest, it's the misuse of the cycle to work scheme that caused the recession

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:41, Reply)
You should cycle round and round vauxhall gyratory

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Haha London jokes!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:18, Reply)
I'd get one if there wasn't a Barclays Bike stand right outside my flat

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Do you use the Boris bikes much?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I've done it a few times to and from work
problem is my walking route is all one-way streets so my route home works out about 20% longer on the bike.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Aren't berklees screwing them on the sponsorship money now?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Trainer chat!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)

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