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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning. Have an a x-ray of a fat person:
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(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 8:11, 116 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
terrible bullying of Amorous Vadger

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 8:15, Reply)
Cor look at the bones on that!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 8:42, Reply)
penis poncho^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 8:51, Reply)
Can someone in London bring me some coffee?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:04, Reply)
Pop round & I'll stick the kettle on.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:04, Reply)
I can't go anywhere, I'm just off the Fulham Road.
Thx
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:06, Reply)
small boned

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:04, Reply)
mum?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Hey offtopic - Mrs V and I watched Bladerunner last night, and enjoyed it.
We also enjoyed the latest, post-Stallone version of Judge Dredd.

What sort of cyberpunkish films would you recommend we move onto next? Ones that look and sound really good, and hopefully have a decent plot too?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:22, Reply)
New blade runner or old blade runner?
Both are excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:23, Reply)
there's a new one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:24, Reply)
No, there's not.
I had a brain fart. It's total recall they remade
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:29, Reply)
And the new one is utter shit, with the exception of Kate Beckinsale who makes my winkle feel funny

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:36, Reply)
I liked it.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:38, Reply)
But you've seen the original?
The original is a classic but the new one is just a line-by-line ripoff with some CGI and shit acting.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:41, Reply)
The original is fantastic yeah.
I didn't think the acting in the new one was so bad, and some of the cinematography was spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:46, Reply)
i'm gonna put my hand up here and admit that I don't really know what cinematography is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Me and Monty's surpriseometer must have been from the same batch.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:49, Reply)
how is it different to directing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:55, Reply)

I am a cinematographer
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:53, Reply)
Duh - old.
New one hasn't come out yet, has it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:36, Reply)
I'm still a bit disappointed that the Chris Cunningham adaptation of Neuromancer never went ahead.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:49, Reply)
I do like Blade Runner

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:30, Reply)
it's a great film

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:31, Reply)
never seen it, looks shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Really?
One of my favourite films
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:33, Reply)
meh, looks long

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:34, Reply)
I'd give it a watch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:34, Reply)
i'll see if I can steal it from the interent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Watch it on the biggest telly you can find.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I'm already banned from Rumbalows

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Which torrent site do you recommend?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Fucking Virgin are blocking nearly all of them, I use Torrentz proxy then whatever proxys work from in there
usually PIrate Bay
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Whenever I have used a torrent site my computer has ended up with malware on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Nobody's ever said that to cow before

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:38, Reply)
oi!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:39, Reply)
:))))

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:39, Reply)
more chins than the Chinese phone book ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:42, Reply)
It was out a few years ago
Dozer has just discovered it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:33, Reply)
'a few years ago'?
Showing your age there, it's nearly as old as you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:46, Reply)
You're shit.
It's a beautiful film - it looks absolutely marvellous, and the soundtrack is jolly good, too.

My friend thinks it's boring, but I don't.

I now want more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Same here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Strange Days is a good one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:33, Reply)
The new Total recall is quite good
And it has Kate Beckinsale in it - always a plus.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:38, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2309821
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Off the top of my head
I'd recommend Hardware, Accion Mutante and Class of 1999. Not all necessarily 'cyberpunk' but worth watching. Hardware is probably the cyberpunkyish of that lot and if you like that I'd recommend Dust Devil by the same director.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:38, Reply)
^ Into film

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Ghost in the Shell is good, for similare yet different

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:40, Reply)
^ Not sure if this is a genuine spelling mistake or how you actually speak

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:43, Reply)
KROOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
KROOOOOOO_NEEEEEEEEEY?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Alright needy mcneederson

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:32, Reply)
I need Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:34, Reply)
He wasn't here yesterday either, when I needed my phone sorting out

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:37, Reply)
My VPN is broken :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:38, Reply)
What is it saying?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:38, Reply)
it just beeps and won't connect

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Switch your wireless off and back on again then try again

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:42, Reply)
highly qualified IT bod^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Try it first fucko

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:44, Reply)
haha!
It's fixed itself now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:46, Reply)
I don't even know what one of them is.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:38, Reply)
it's a pipe that runs from my house to the office that documents and things flow down

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Maybe he's finally died.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Nah
Just needs switching on again
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Is it IT related?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Christ, I'm sweating like a pregnant nun

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:45, Reply)
like a gypsy with a mortgage

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:46, Reply)
*adds to list*
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:47, Reply)
best prayer ever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:47, Reply)
vaya con dios

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Go sit in the shade for a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:47, Reply)
I'm in the office now
mmmm...air conditioning
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:48, Reply)
If I were you, I'd take your trousers off.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:52, Reply)
If I were me I'd take your trousers off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:57, Reply)
If I were a pair of trousers I'd take...me...your...
forget it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 10:00, Reply)
You can leave your hats on!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 10:01, Reply)
You don't have to take your....hats off...
to have a good time, oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 10:01, Reply)
A few years ago there was some campaign to make people take off their hats and motorcycle helmets in shops for 'security reasons'
The slogan was 'Hats off to crime!', which didn't sound quite right to me.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 10:03, Reply)
Haha, is that real? That's brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Yeah, my mate had a poster up in his shop merely because it amused him.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 10:05, Reply)
alright ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:55, Reply)
fuck you meatsnake
I couldn't get to sleep last night because I had an irritating song stuck in my head, CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Fantastiça! Ba-da-ba-ba-dum-dada!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:57, Reply)
}:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 9:58, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 10:00, Reply)

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