Where is he these days?
I don't think he liked me :((
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:12, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

He probably viewed you as competition for Swipe's affections.
Probs killed himself now that Frog's knocked her up and is moving in and marrying her and shit.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:14, Reply)

nah, it's Battered that was 'secretly' in love with Swipe, not Rorers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:16, Reply)

I thought you were banging one up her?
Has frog got her in the family way? Golf claps all round.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:20, Reply)

You should have been on here the day Broadsword fucked Sammi or when Sexface raped Pickle Fairy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:22, Reply)

haha!
Nope, Frog and Swipe are blissfully engaged with twins on the way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:22, Reply)

Don't times change eh?
I can still fondly remember the days when she was moving to Milton Keynes to rent a three-bed semi with Chompy. It had to have three bedrooms and/or a garage because one room wass earmarked as 'the games room'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:25, Reply)

the other room would, infuriatingly, be locked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:27, Reply)

All the kids would be conceived, following a pizza on 'date night' after a bout of depressing sex.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:31, Reply)

christ, imagine if the kids ended up with her looks and his brains?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:33, Reply)

The other way round isn't that appealing either.
And just imagine how worn-out Swipe would have been cooking a ten quid salad for her, organic chicken nuggets for the kids and attempting to replicate Nando's chicken for him at mealtimes.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:35, Reply)

I thought she was veggi?Quorn nuggets please.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:37, Reply)

Pizza Express once a year on their anniversary.
With vouchers for free prosecco.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:40, Reply)

It'd all end in bitter recrimination when she caught him 'liking' top MK 'gentleman's club' Wyldcatz on facebook.
And she'd go running to Gonz for a shoulder to cry on.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:42, Reply)

he'd get custody of the plastic jacket

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:44, Reply)

NOT PLASTIC IMITATION LEATHER

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:45, Reply)

soz mate, I know you're touchy about that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:47, Reply)

I might go and have a shit in a minute.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:48, Reply)

'that had better be deleted by the time I get back'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Totally had a shit now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:56, Reply)

I dunno, Rory was pretty stalky about her.
If this place was a school whilst Battered would be the kid who insists on constantly pulling her pigtails in an effort to 'prove' how he doesn't fancy her, Rory would be the one who 'just happens' to be hanging around the girls bogs/changing room areas when she 'just happens' to be coming out of them.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:21, Reply)

He was a seat sniffer alright

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:23, Reply)

Is he not here anymore, or does he have another alias?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:39, Reply)

I think he's in hiding from HMRC

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:40, Reply)

I think he's hiding on /links
5.9.83.79/links/1193448
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:47, Reply)

/links is the one place on here I don't attempt the occasional troll.
There's some scary tinfoil hat types on there.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Yeah but they bite like sharks in a feeding frenzy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:50, Reply)

That's brilliant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:50, Reply)

He upset everyone all over again the following day by posting a link to a government page about applying for power of attorney

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Magnificent stuff.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:56, Reply)

I have power of attorney over my parents just like Rory suggested, clever me
*sells house*
*moves parents to a home*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:56, Reply)