I know a cracking owl sanctuary

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:01, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

CSB

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:02, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:03, Reply)

You joined the Labour Party?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:06, Reply)

I dont believe so, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:07, Reply)

well you are northern...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:08, Reply)

I couldnt vote for Ed
He looks like he is mid-stroke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:08, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:05, Reply)

either battered has grown or that woman is tiny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:10, Reply)

have you ever been to Longstanton spice museum?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:04, Reply)

I almost went to Winsford Salt Museum a few years ago

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Cumberland Pencil Museum FTW

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:12, Reply)

www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/weird-wide-world/9698132/Britains-most-boring-days-out.html
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)

I'm surprised that today on off topic isn't listed

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:19, Reply)

Off topic: more shit than a trip to Bournemouth Sewage Works.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Local vets did an open day & had a bi display of owls, falcons etc.
Edit for pedants:

bi BIRD
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:08, Reply)

Fucking gays get everywhere

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:08, Reply)

IYAAA!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:10, Reply)

hahahaha!
officegiggle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:11, Reply)

flirting^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:14, Reply)

^jealous

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:15, Reply)

No*




*Yes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:25, Reply)

I'm leaving work in just over an hour
Where are we meeting?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:25, Reply)

Oh...this is awkward...I'm on the train home

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:36, Reply)

No Naked Rape for you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Oh. Fine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:39, Reply)

As you know there are no pubs/shops/restaurants or sentient life around the station so I dunno where we'd go anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:46, Reply)

There's a lovely bar about five minutes walk from the station.
I couldn't have met you anyway, got to pick the kids up.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:54, Reply)

^upset

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:54, Reply)

WHY WONT NAKERS BE MY FRIEND?? :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Come and play the railway and I'll watch*



*if you get me a free ticket and free beer and I can drink said beers in the pub over the road
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:04, Reply)

There's a good gig on next month.
It does look like the sort of place we should play.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:06, Reply)

You are correct it's a shithole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:13, Reply)

a bi display?
this was on the internet, wasn't it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:08, Reply)

Yes.*


*no.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:09, Reply)

twit twat twock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)

Thats a night out in Meadowell

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:16, Reply)

I lived there for about 2 months.
Each night I feared for my life.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:22, Reply)

From urban dictionary:
"Every resident of Meadowell is either a charv, tramp, druggie, prostitute, crack whore, pedophile, violent criminal or all of these examples merged into one."

Which one are you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:25, Reply)

The Mos Eisley of Tyne and Wear
When we had the mental rainstorm a few years ago I got turfed off my Metro home there. Had to walk 2 miles into North Shields (not much better) and shelter in a pub there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:30, Reply)

i WAS A CHAV, TO ANSWER YOUR QUERY

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 17:43, Reply)

I didn't because I live in a civilised part of the country.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Brentford?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:42, Reply)

The South East.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:55, Reply)

The South East - where they have to put up warnings to tell people not to drink from the toilets?
How civilised.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:39, Reply)