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Sports day, did you excel or fail like the corpulent flids you are?

Alt: I have a wet croth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:33, 88 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I knew somebody that couldn't understand why putting a container of liquid on his laptop
was a shit idea.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:35, Reply)

I could hear you groaning as you read that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:37, Reply)

I genuinely don't understand why people can't see
that doing things like that is stupid. How can they be so desperately, tragically thick? It freaks my nut out, sporto.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:39, Reply)

THE lAPTOP IS FINE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2311217
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:44, Reply)

It certaINLY seEMs that WAy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:48, Reply)

lol

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:48, Reply)

I think I mentioned this the other day.
But I was using a laptop that was showing it's age and starting to become somewhat unreliable.

I awoke one morning after a heavy night in the pub to find it somewhat more pissier and a lot less responsive than I previously recalled.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:39, Reply)

My keyboard at work is full of coffee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:40, Reply)

This is probably for the best

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:47, Reply)

Have you found it takes longer for the screen saver to kick in because of it?
#sleepmode
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

ITlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Haha oh jeglffeda

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:50, Reply)

In my top 5 Algerian footballers, him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:51, Reply)

I spilt red wine in mine
I'm still using it, but the keyboard and trackpad are fucked and it overheats unless I put a frozen gelpad on it. Good times.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:55, Reply)

*facepalm*

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:56, Reply)

I've been looking at getting a new one
but I'm so lazy I'd rather jump through loads of hoops to make this one work than go through the hassle.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:58, Reply)

The laptop is fine, it's my crutch that took the brunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:39, Reply)

That is you missing the point entirely.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:41, Reply)

If laptops came with non slip lids this wouldn't have happened
The point is is not my faukt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Even though you're trying to troll me,
You're still an utter spastic.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:43, Reply)

I'm not, why don't designers think about these things?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:45, Reply)

Probably because they'd assume that people aren't so fucking monumentally retarded
that they'd balance containers holding liquid on top of an electronic device.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Not at all, they've started making water proof phones. Why not laptops?
Watches have been water proof for ages
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

I always wear my laptop at the beach
This is a great idea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Flava flav always moved with the times

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

I honestly believe he's doing this on purpose.
I know he enjoys winding me up. THere can be no other explanation for such committed density.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

You have no vision

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 17:03, Reply)

They do make waterproof laptops.
However, you're not likely to be conducting a web conference in a swimming pool, so business machines don't need to be.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:50, Reply)

What if he needs to give a presentation at Kidderminster baths.
WHAT THEN?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:57, Reply)

You're quite right Nakkers
In fact, I think you should confirm that all your remaining devices are fully waterproof by throwing them all into the bath.

Let us know how you get on.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Start with the toaster

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Get in the bath, first.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Who doesnt like a nice slice of toast whilst bathing?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Perhaps they could also come with a drinks dispenser and a horse hoof stone thingy too?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:47, Reply)

TGGI^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:48, Reply)

My croth is dry
I was always 2nd fastest at sportsday. Fastest one ran for the county
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:37, Reply)

I did fine at sports day.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:39, Reply)

You called the foul jumps didn't you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:40, Reply)

What?

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:42, Reply)

You called the foul jumps didn't you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:43, Reply)

What?

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Excellent work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Wanking into a cup for later consumption

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)

We had teachers to do that for us.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:48, Reply)

Haha nice edit.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:51, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:51, Reply)

I did a train snjgger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

I was a bit of a sprinter
100/200m I was pretty good - not the best in the year or anything like that, but definitely in the top 10% or so.

Still pretty fast today. And just like then - I fucking hate running long distances. I just never 'got' jogging at all. Fucking madness.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Me too
Oh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)

But you go distance running, yeah?
YAAFI. Soz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

TTJ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

DYAAKY

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)

INORITE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:54, Reply)

You should have put your train can in the CD drive.
Built in coaster, innit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Ten years ago I firmly believed this was an urban myth.
Now, having experienced the sort of people that ring IT, I believe it to be truth.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:59, Reply)

I was good at javelin & 2000m.
When I was 14 the Home Economics teacher got smashed in the head by a discus on sports day. Went so loopy she ended up in Park Prewett mental hospital.

She was probably still there when McBeef went to a rave there years later.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:57, Reply)

No high jump?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 17:04, Reply)

FILE TRANSFER UPDATE
My files have been transferred! Turns out, and I'm seriously not kidding, SA move files TO the unix server and DBA move files FROM the unix server.

I'm going to have a little cry.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:58, Reply)

^can't use Google^

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 17:00, Reply)

"cwoth" surely?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 17:01, Reply)

CROSS WEBSITE BULLYING

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 17:10, Reply)

Haha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 17:15, Reply)

haha excellent

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 17:16, Reply)

Pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 17:17, Reply)

*looks innocent*

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 17:35, Reply)

lols

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 18:21, Reply)

i was fat and could not run, or jump or any of that bollocks,
but i could throw a big heavy ball further than everyone else. And, if we're honest, all that running a jumping lark is right queer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Jun 2014, 17:58, Reply)

The whole thing's completely bent, want to hang out in the music block with us?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 18:18, Reply)

or in the performing arts centre with the theatre crowd
Chicks dig that shit, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 18:27, Reply)

I was in the art block listening to drum and bass mix tapes while mr Brett showed us books of an artist that painted poppys but really they were minges woah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 18:28, Reply)

Mr Brett was a nonce

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 19:27, Reply)

No that was the maths teacher, also a scout leader, also a convicted paedophile

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 19:28, Reply)

100m
I was great -not as great as Mick McBeth. He was awesome but never carried on with the sprinting.
Alt: I have a bottle of fizz which I fully intend to share with my G/F later.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 18:15, Reply)

Sports day?
Fack off
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 18:16, Reply)

Sports days are shit and for cunts

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 18:17, Reply)

and Ruperts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 18:19, Reply)