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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I share mine with Prince Phillip & Liz Hurley.
No lunch so far as I've spent the last couple of hours in A&E after my daughter hit her head.

My ex wife is being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:52, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU 'DRINK AND PARENT'!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Oh, has it turned out to be your fault that your daughter's a child
and that children bang their heads every now and again?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I hope you weren't letting her walk up wet stone steps in Edinburgh?
Hope she's ok
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54, Reply)
She's fine thanks. Best to check with bangs to the head. She slipped off the sofa & walloped the side of her head in to a radiator.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Is that all?
I doubt I would've stopped drinking for that
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
HaHAHAH!
Unless they actually lose consciousness for 5 mins or more
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I could with a pint now. That and a hitman to murder my ex.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Remind her of the steps

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Good idea!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Kids are a fucking liability bumps and scrapes are part of growing up
I found mini ape perched on her headboard leaning out of the fhcking window last night
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:03, Reply)
this^
I've had to lock daughter's windows for such a reason
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Have you all got really thick kids or summat?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Did your wife sire sporters kids?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:12, Reply)
I'm sure I'd have noticed something like that.
Wouldn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)
I dunno how fat is she?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Yes
Yes I do
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Two hours wait to be told "just keep an eye on her and give her calpol if it hurts", yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Calpol?
What's wrong with dock leaves and root of a bilberry bush? Filling your daughter with chemicals. For shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Dock leaves and bilberry for your head?
Nah mate, rosehip tea.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:57, Reply)
No they need a full check up. Only had to wait 5 minutes to be seen as well - there's a dedicated childrens A&E at our local hospital.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
There's a dedicated children's A&E at ours and all
But they'll still make you wait three hours if there's nothing wrong with it
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:58, Reply)
They were very good. We were only there so long so they could stick her on a couple of monitors for an hour.
Dunno why they have lizards in a hospital though. Most odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Poor man's jeff^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Scientologists, probably

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:11, Reply)
I hope she's alright.
I hope you get hospital aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Pub lols
Are you still hiding in your van?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Yes.
Although I did go to another site for a bit, and I've finished it, so I'm hiding again for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Laugh or burn? Take your pick

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)
He is watching you through the darkened back windows
Planning his Bundy moment
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Sorry to hear that.
What did you smash her head into?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)
See above. Radiator in the siting room.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Too much Nintendo Wii tennis eh
Swift backhand
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)
kids are bulletproof.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)
They generally bounce, just not their heads.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:01, Reply)
What's a little mild concussion?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:06, Reply)

mild concussion
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:07, Reply)
EXACTLY!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Some dirty cunt gave me concussion when I was playing rugger at rugby college
He kneed me in the head in a ruck
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:11, Reply)
2nd row?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:12, Reply)
No, it was the first time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Nah, I'm a Lahndanner!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Flanker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:15, Reply)

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