I'm going to send a cock gaz to everyone, just in case we never see each other again.
Of course, this could prove to be awkward if it transpires that off topic isn't closing on the 25th, but I'm sure that won't happen.

Alt: Of course music festivals are my "bag", just not shit ones like Glastonbury.

Altalt: He'll still be on the slow Megabus home. Back posting tomorrow.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:29, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've labelled my answers correctly, as opposed to your two main questions with one alt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)

hahaha!
Picky hippy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:31, Reply)

hahaha!
Stupid northerner.

I'm gonna be up your way on Friday. Fancy a pint?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:35, Reply)

This Friday?
Where you headed?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Felling. And then to the Angel.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)

You probably shouldn't come to the funeral
but I don't see why you can't attend the wake.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:37, Reply)

I'll be in Newcastle but I have an exam on the morning
Probably be back in town by 1pm
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:44, Reply)

I fucking hate the megabus, seeing as it's relevant.
Nearly got thrown off one for drinking on it back in the day.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Have people actually had cock/tit gazzes?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:35, Reply)

You mean you didn't receive mine?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)

I did not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Yeah, Craig the fake doctor did it to quite few people.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Fucking hell

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)

I resent that slur upon my character.

(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:04, Reply)

It usually follows someone bragging about getting a new macro lens for their camera.

( Muns, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Not me. If I got my tallywhacker out on a keyboard it'd reach from A to Z.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:44, Reply)

ha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Not a single one.
I feel most left out.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:39, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:44, Reply)

sadly yes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:06, Reply)