I've had a piss easy day so far,
We're supposed to be fire alarm and smoke detector testing and maintenance, but no one told the building manager so we are reduced to just pressing the test buttons on everything as no one has keys for the plant room or crawl space.
When was the last time your life was improved by someone else's stupidity?

ALT: TWEET ME A PICTURE

altalt: are you afraid of clowns or anything else stupid?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:07, 42 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Someone threw away a video camera the other day because it didn't work
Turned out the charger was broken so I flogged it without one and made £200.
( Peej, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:10, Reply)

HURRAH!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:11, Reply)

i found you.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I never knew you were looking for love.

( Peej, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Are you following me?
I will follow you back. Maybe.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)

I'm not afraid of anything stupid, only night-stalking harbingers of doom.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:14, Reply)

and moths
and showers
and confrontation
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:16, Reply)

And moths.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:17, Reply)

And moths

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Ariston

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Never.
Alt: YEAH DON'T FOLLOW ME BACK OR ANYTHING. PRICK.

Altalt: No, I'm not a bender.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Dun it. Soz.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:19, Reply)

xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Ooh eerr mrs
www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/344377-eli-roth-produced-clown-gets-a-real-official-trailer/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

That looks awesome.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:31, Reply)

I tweeted you a picture

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)

That's clearly from your budgie.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)

He runs my twitter account

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Outsourcing. Excellent.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Birds do tend to tweet.
And chirp.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Check out the Burgess Hill 10k run route

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Im having a piss easy Thursday too.
So far I've got to work and had a bacon butty.
I don't really have anything to do either. Hurrah!

alt. I think Im following you? You don;t need to oblige me the same.
I just tweet puffy stuff anyway.

altalt. large monkeys, like baboons and Gorilla's etc.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:32, Reply)

I think MEATSNAKE has blocked me :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)

NO!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)

I couldn't see you. I got scared :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)

I like your tweets Jason, homosexual oppression one minute, funny pics of convicted sex offenders the next.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)

That picture was funny though.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Also: Where's the oppression?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Weren't you banging on about the Russians hating gays at some point?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)

They do!
They were all hating on Demi Lovato (American pop star) the other day as she had 2 men kiss at her concert with a mask of Putin over his cock.

Looing at it typed like that, it does have quite the political agenda.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Apology accepted

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)

you're fucking welcome.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)

My day has started in a piss-easy way
I'm just waiting for a parts sample to be completed, then I'm off. We did have a fire alarm earlier - no fire but the sensor keeps tripping so my eardrums are taking more of a battering today than Rolf's ringpiece will in a coupe of day's time.
Alt: I have no irrational fears.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Done

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Two of my workmates have been infected with children, and are moving on to other jobs.
I'm sad about this.

It also highlights my frightening lack of ambition.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:49, Reply)

I would tweet you a picture, but I'm a secret enigmatic man of mystery to you and you wouldn't know who I was.
I'm a sort of social media ninja.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)

it took me at least 2 minutes to work out which one you were.
The striped top and string of onions was a dead giveaway
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Whatever, mate.
I'm a ghost in the machine.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:22, Reply)

I spent half an hour not working this morning in a meeting that was nothing to do with me
managed to stay awake this time, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Not had a drink yet then?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Alt alt
There is nothing to fear only fear itself
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:21, Reply)

I'm getting fucked over by Oracle's inability to make something that works how they say it works.
That or I've just got the anti-midas touch when it comes to anything made by Oracle, one of the two.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 12:38, Reply)