I got a lead on what sounds like a really good job just now.
That might just get me through the day.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:41, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

No more IT?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Field engineer work.
Far more interesting than sitting at a desk answering the calls of the desperately stupid.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)

Yeah, you get to meet stupid people in person!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:17, Reply)

hehehe
"While you're here......can you just...."

.....show me something that even the terminally stupid could figure out for themselves but I can't because I'm too self-important.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)

I genuinely enjoyed going on site visits
Got to see a lot of places round the UK that I'd otherwise not have done, met some interesting people, drank some good beer and had a laugh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Yes, and at least they should be different witless people each visit
instead of the same few cropping up with depressing regularity, as is currently the case.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:25, Reply)

Yeah, I agree
New stupid is better than old stupid
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Most of them will have only a rudimentary grasp of English, fortunately.

( Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:24, Reply)

So, users then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:34, Reply)

Are they the IT nerds who come to your office to fix stuff?
Little tip for you: a bit of deodorant wouldn't go amiss.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Bit rich coming from the resident crusty.

( Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Natural alternatives work just as well

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Yeah... just rub this bit of Crystal on your armpit
works really well.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:30, Reply)

hahaha

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:32, Reply)

Don't be silly
The crystals don't make contact with the skin
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:36, Reply)

also soap isnt scary

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:23, Reply)