i'd love a go on that rachelswipe
she's amazing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:32, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

and then your mum could come in and leave you a cup of tea

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)

well that wouldn't be the stuff of nightmares
given how long she's been buried
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:35, Reply)

she could ring up and have one delivered, though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:36, Reply)

don't be a moron
who would be there to answer the phone?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Lemmy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:39, Reply)

This is weird
I actually had a dream last night that I was having to rescue swipes pet budgie as it had escaped and I was gifted with magically budgie calling powers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Sounds like a trill a minute

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:44, Reply)

i could have done with you this morning
when the little fucker went under the tv cabinet to play with his best mates the tv cable and the budgie that lives in the shiny tv stand legs, and would NOT come out, despite me being late for work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:44, Reply)

It appeared I had the gift of being able to call budgies and have them land on my finger.
Only then I tried to put him in a sort of temporary pop up canvas cage and he escaped again and then came back with lots of little budgies.

And then the doorbell rang and I realised that both I and my inconsiderate daughter had overslept.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:47, Reply)

She won't make that mistake come the weekend

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:49, Reply)

To be fair she had got us up at 5am because she wanted some calpol. Next time I'm just gonna leave it in her cot with a spoon and she can knock herself out.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:50, Reply)

So you dreamt about attracting a bird, then kidnapping it with intent?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Go fuck yourself

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)

that would be like cheating

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:36, Reply)

She's 'alright'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:35, Reply)