Morning all
Today we can all rejoice in the first anniversary of The Original Dr Frog™ signing up to join this happy online community.
What are some of your favourite Frog moments?
Share your thoughts, love and tributes here in this fluffy thread.

Alt: Oh, were you hoping for a go on rachelswipe and then that prick came along and ruined it?
How has Frog being here spoiled your enjoyment of the internet?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:27, 172 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

A whole year wasted on the internet!!!! WOOP WOOP

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:29, Reply)

I think I'd be lying if I said it hadn't changed my life.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:31, Reply)

for the worse

( Peej, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:32, Reply)

Might tell everyone what I *really* think of them before flouncing today

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:32, Reply)

And what do you really think of everybody?

( Peej, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)

Well, I either 'like' people or think they're 'alright' so I'll probably just make stuff up

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:35, Reply)

fuck off you fat psycho cunt.

( Peej, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:29, Reply)

Fair comment.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:31, Reply)

Thats me, fair as fair can be.

( Peej, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:31, Reply)

What about those Germans, eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:32, Reply)

They let one in I see
So much for German efficiency.
( Peej, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)

I understand there was a football match and that one team won and the other team lost.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:37, Reply)

Conclusive proof that 11 Herrs are better than a Brazilian

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:01, Reply)

Oh man topical jokes!
I'm retweetin' this
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:07, Reply)

I liked it when he called me cute that time.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:35, Reply)

He's an incorrigible online flirt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:37, Reply)

he has soulful and beseeching eyes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:39, Reply)

Yes my beautiful eyes are due to a combination of rayleigh scattering and a moderate amount of melanin in the iris' anterior border
THANKS SCIENCE!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)

I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:39, Reply)

Sorry I missed your anniversary of signing up for a website day eleven days ago

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:43, Reply)

Haha I remember whe he...haha...that time...haha...oh man, it was....
Oh hang on. No, that was someone else. No, I've no idea, sorry.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:41, Reply)

You're right, there have been so many great times
Here's to many more!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:44, Reply)

*drinks*
*licks inside glass*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:49, Reply)

UH-OH
gl
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:52, Reply)

I like the weekly cock gazzes, regular as clockwork, every Friday morning. He'a a little treasure xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:41, Reply)

If I could produce any I'd gladly send you my cock 'gasses'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:48, Reply)

i liked it when I ear raped him nightly over the course of a month

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:49, Reply)

ahhh memories

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:51, Reply)

Oh man, I just found out that Frog shares his candle day with none other than verbose raconteur and INTERNET LEG-END* Poofers!
I hope he celebrates with us today.



*Haha TH taught me that you can split the word 'legend' in two to make 'leg end' hahaha
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:52, Reply)

are you stalking everybody's profiles or do you have an excel doc?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:54, Reply)

Bit of both, plus a good memory.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:54, Reply)

imaghine what it would have been like before you smoked an eighth a day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)

imagine what what would've been like?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:57, Reply)

i get this joke

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:58, Reply)

haha we have a right laugh here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:04, Reply)

dunno, you all look the same to me
soz
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:01, Reply)

He's the fat one, with the hair
You know
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:04, Reply)

that's narrowed it down to about 98%

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:05, Reply)

I don't really like him.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Show me on the teddy bear where he touched you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:06, Reply)

No need for that nonsense, I touched his penis and his anus, and I'll do it again, that is a promise.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:08, Reply)

That's so hot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:10, Reply)

What's a Dr Frog?
Never heard of it.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:14, Reply)

You probably just refer to them as médecin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:19, Reply)

The one with the delicious legs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:23, Reply)

He's the worst one here!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I liked it when he told me to go fuck myself.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I didn't mean it, but I probably did when I told you to STFU

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:24, Reply)

He's just looking out for his bird

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:24, Reply)

He can hardly miss her.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)

because she's so stunning

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)

<s>'s so stunning</s> looks like a burrito

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:46, Reply)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i had a motherfucking GOD of burritos yesterday. poncho 8 ftw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:19, Reply)

+ penis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:24, Reply)

I just emailed someone to say I could "firm things up for them" FNARR!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:24, Reply)

I just emailed someone to say 'Yeah, loads'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I feel there's a really interesting subthread to be had here about the last thing you emailed to someone!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:27, Reply)

I just sent another to say 'Next day if I get a purchase order before 2pm'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:30, Reply)

"Can security or whoever clears my desk chuck the pot plant away, it's dead"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Hi Gary,

Could I get the remote account enabled please to look into this issue?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)

That Gary is a prick

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:47, Reply)

i said
dear sirs, we acknowledge receipt of the counter-signed S29(B) extension. our client trusts that matters will now proceed to completion without further delay. if this does not happen, we will have no alternative but to seek instructions on issuing proceedings without further recourse to you.

BOOM.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Seems a bit harsh, why can't you solicitors try acting a bit more reasonably rather than constantly resorting to threats from the law?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:42, Reply)

because i'm a badass

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Easy and obvious
b f d t
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:44, Reply)

much like your wife

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:46, Reply)

I much like her too

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:49, Reply)

That can't be true, they've produced far too cute children for that to be the case.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:49, Reply)

NONCE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Rolf on the loose^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Who've luckily inherited her looks, not mine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)

and by "they"
you mean his wife and the milkman
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)

I seriously doubt that Bob has got it in him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:02, Reply)

No he has got it in her
God cant you read?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:11, Reply)

My last email was an estimate on some GUI work
which boiled down to "10 days to do it the way we've done all the other screens, 22 days to do it the fancy non-standard way the users have claimed they need".

Yeah, they're getting the regular screen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:50, Reply)

i'd love a go on that rachelswipe
she's amazing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:32, Reply)

and then your mum could come in and leave you a cup of tea

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)

well that wouldn't be the stuff of nightmares
given how long she's been buried
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:35, Reply)

she could ring up and have one delivered, though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:36, Reply)

don't be a moron
who would be there to answer the phone?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Lemmy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:39, Reply)

This is weird
I actually had a dream last night that I was having to rescue swipes pet budgie as it had escaped and I was gifted with magically budgie calling powers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Sounds like a trill a minute

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:44, Reply)

i could have done with you this morning
when the little fucker went under the tv cabinet to play with his best mates the tv cable and the budgie that lives in the shiny tv stand legs, and would NOT come out, despite me being late for work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:44, Reply)

It appeared I had the gift of being able to call budgies and have them land on my finger.
Only then I tried to put him in a sort of temporary pop up canvas cage and he escaped again and then came back with lots of little budgies.

And then the doorbell rang and I realised that both I and my inconsiderate daughter had overslept.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:47, Reply)

She won't make that mistake come the weekend

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:49, Reply)

To be fair she had got us up at 5am because she wanted some calpol. Next time I'm just gonna leave it in her cot with a spoon and she can knock herself out.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:50, Reply)

So you dreamt about attracting a bird, then kidnapping it with intent?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Go fuck yourself

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)

that would be like cheating

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:36, Reply)

She's 'alright'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:35, Reply)

HEY EVERYONE TO CELEBRATE MY SPECIAL DAY MY NEW BIKE HAS ARRIVED!!!
The seat has VERY GAY PINK piping!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:36, Reply)

this gift is still giving
www.b3ta.com/questions/corruption/post2319159#answers-post-2320358
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:58, Reply)

I'm a bit bored with him now.
Although I did find it amusing that mild-mannered punster, Lokesy is considered a bully over there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)

I'm tewwible, ain't I?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Reporting this bullying to the mods.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:07, Reply)

waaaaaaambulance for tangles

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Is it Lokesy the Mild mannered punster ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Could Be...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Christ why won't he just kill himself?

( Kroney, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Still a relative noob, bless him.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Woah, did you and pooflake come and sign up together?
You used to have to do it in person at b3ta head office in those days, didn't you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Yer.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Haha great banter!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)

That's the trouble with posting from my phone.
Too much effo
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Respect

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:17, Reply)

All the best people, etc.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:24, Reply)

I liked it when he changed his username to MEATSNAKE

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:23, Reply)

I liked that too
as it infers penis ahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)

Implies.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:36, Reply)

I care not for the untruths of fictional creatures

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)

We used to have a right laugh on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:45, Reply)

I remember the last time, must've been around 8th July 2013

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:46, Reply)

ima call ZING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:49, Reply)

I don't get it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Pre-MEAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I can't do that pre-meat thing :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:54, Reply)

I see.
Bloody hell, has it been 12 months?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:54, Reply)

when dr frog signed up you dimbo

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:54, Reply)

come on man, do a thread!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:54, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:55, Reply)

fine, i did it!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:06, Reply)