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Fuck that shit, it's Friday and it's pissing down.
What's the best lavatorial simile for what it's like round your way?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 7:55, 77 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Shining like a freshly-scrubbed bowl
Could cloud over later - can't think of a simile for that.
Anyhow - it's Friday and this weekend will be awesome!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:03, Reply)
er sunny and warm

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:06, Reply)
like a post-curry rectal deluge?

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:09, Reply)
'like spending time in a circumstellar habitable zone on the side of a planetary mass object facing towards a star'

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:12, Reply)
^what she said

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:13, Reply)
^ been on wikipedia after consulting a thesaurus

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:14, Reply)
Poetry, pure poetry
*wipes tear from eye*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:14, Reply)
Is that from Star Wars?

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:15, Reply)
"it's pissing down" isn't a simile.

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:07, Reply)
UH-OH!!!!

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:08, Reply)
one for the archive!

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:09, Reply)
That's it, I'm going to spend the next year creating new logins to complain about bullying and troll all you trolls.

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:14, Reply)
if you can find time between trawling the net for BBW fetish sites and curating your 'archive'

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:16, Reply)

Man doesn't understand what a simile is
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:14, Reply)
it's a click from me!

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:16, Reply)
NEITHER IS YOUR FACE
Alright doaz
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:32, Reply)
alright 'Two Hats'

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)
Cloudier than a 44kl saltwater pool

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:11, Reply)
alright lokesy

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:13, Reply)
yer

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:13, Reply)
what w*i*ky have you got on the go?

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:17, Reply)
NO WINKY CHAT

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:18, Reply)
I love a good winkey

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:18, Reply)
a peaty one?

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:20, Reply)
the peatier the winky the better

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:23, Reply)
Where do you stand on the issue of sherried winky?

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:26, Reply)
I believe it depends on how long its been in.

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:30, Reply)
the longer the better

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:32, Reply)
I just love winky of all types and colours.

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:31, Reply)
I'm not so keen on the peaty ones

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)
I don't mind a nice heady winky

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:46, Reply)
It's pluviating its tits off
Except it's not. It's actually beautiful out. Perfect guitar sanding and painting weather. Then later, drugs!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)
I too, have to pick up a repeat prescription.

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:36, Reply)
Uh huh

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:37, Reply)
Hey, that sounds like a *wonderful* day!!!
(Apart from the guitar sanding and painting bit.)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:37, Reply)
WELL ITS WONDERFUL TO ME
*runs sobbing*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:38, Reply)
'Like Monty after seeing a real live girl'
*S*I*M*I*L*E*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:39, Reply)
In Ipswich it'd be "that girl's LIKE my sister-mum'
You can't blame him for not getting it, not really
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:41, Reply)
Mmmmmmm sexy sister mums

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:43, Reply)
he's such a bully :'(

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:40, Reply)
It's because they're jealous

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:51, Reply)
The sky is as bleak and grey as wrongo's existence

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:43, Reply)
the gazzer of kidpics

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:45, Reply)
There's a rumour on twitter that he's dead

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:49, Reply)
*applauds*

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:51, Reply)
I still don't understand why the Israelis keep bombing him

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:51, Reply)
I saw that, dozer

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)
deletion is for winnerz m8

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:56, Reply)
Feels like I'm taking a shit in a greenhouse
Does that count?

Think I've found Sporto's new favourite food
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:47, Reply)
That sounds well nom for a hung over morning snack.

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:52, Reply)
You jelly?
Monty's mic skillz
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)
I think this guy has better mic skillzzzz
youtu.be/cGOZ1uDLaDE
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Better threads an' all

(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 8:59, Reply)
Its mildly overcast and grey like a Navy friggate
pffft Frig
(, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 9:01, Reply)

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