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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Through my telescope you can see it about the size of holding a 5p at arms length away from you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:30, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
My son insists on calling it a tellyscoop
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Your son may have mental health issues
I suggest you get him to a qualified practitioner as soon as possible
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Where is Dr Best Troll when you need him?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Up to his elbow conducting a prostate exam

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)
It looked like he was flouncing last night.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)
I don't think being a bit thick counts as a mental health issue

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)
YOU wouldnt

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Here is the only blurry shit small version I can find at the moment but I have managed much better ones:

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)
See, I'm not just a pretty face, I'm a fucking nerd too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)
What sort of camera?
Edit: Oh I see, a webcam.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)
It's a modified webcam with an adapter to replace the eyepiece. You take a video sequence and software tracks and 'stacks' the frames to produce one image, you can set it to disguard frames of lesser quality etc.
I've only messed about with it really, but some people have achieved really wicked pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:48, Reply)
You can get screw-on adaptors to get an SLR on the end of your telescope.
The scope then acts like a fucking huge camera lens. I've seen some pretty cool images from that set up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)
NO WAI!
That's pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)
All you need is a telescope, an equatorial mount, a laptop, a modified webcam, and image stacking software and you're away!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)
you used this to look through the windows of folkstone ladies, didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:48, Reply)
I have a special website for those pictures. Gaz me for details.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:49, Reply)
gazzes
*regrets*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)

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