Just treated myself to a lukewarm shower
to lower fever and remove the sweat. It was very pleasant. I shall probably order a takeaway curry for tea, too.

I was startled by how low my balls were hanging but the internet assures me that's normal with a fever. I just wish I didn't keep bouncing them off my knee.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:15, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

+golden

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Doooooo your balls hang low?
Can you tie them in a bow?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Almost
I won't though, that sounds painful.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)

I know it as
Do your balls hang low,
Can you swing them too a fro,
Can you tie then in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder,
Like a regimentary soldier,
Do your balls. Hang. Low!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)

i thought that poem referred to tits

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)

I think it is multi purpose

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Tits or gtfo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)

It was originally ears

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)

They were simpler times

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)

also last three lines I had at school were
Do you get a funny feeling
when your hanging from the ceiling
Oh you will never be a sailor if your balls hang low...


Which with hindsight is a bit gay
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)

ours was "when you bounce them off the ceiling"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:32, Reply)

That doesnt sound any straighter though does it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:35, Reply)

all the sperms need to be kept at a certain temp.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:21, Reply)

meatsnake was moaning about being hot last night
i offered to run him a lukewarm jacuzzi bath to chill out in.

he was MOST ungrateful in his response, i thought.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)

that sounds lovely
he's a terrible ingrate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)

yes
he tried to get me to get off my fat arse and run him one later on, but THE MOMENT HAD GONE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)

I am. I regret it now :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)

Quit yer blobbing!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:29, Reply)

when we had our house in spain, i was desperate for my dad to instal a hot tub in the back garden
to fill with cold water. i think that would be amazing on a really hot day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)

I'd like a hot tub in the garden on a really cold day. I think my idea is better.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Ive been in an outdoor hot tub in the snow. it's amazing

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:37, Reply)

soooooooo unoriginal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Well Jaspn agrees so nerrr

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:38, Reply)

YEAH 'JASPN'
DEAL WITH IT
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:42, Reply)

yes boss

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)

i think he wants to get in a hot tub with you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)

I do, we're pals. Not everything has to be sordid. What's wrong with you?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)

So a tub then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:35, Reply)

no, a jacuzzi!!! with pato banton!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:37, Reply)

I used his to get my baby cum back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)