i don't really care if people are late, unless it's for a plane or something, obv
i always have a book on me, and it's a good excuse to get a bit of peace and quiet. but i always lol at shit excuses for turning up to a party empty-handed. yes there WERE PLENTY OF SHOPS on your way. no, a tramp DID NOT MUG YOU FOR THE BOTTLE. no, you did NOT TRAGICALLY DROP IT AND SMASH IT AT THE END OF THE STREET. you just turned up for a free nosh. admit it. that's fine. excuses are not.

i also hate last minute cancellations with a passion, unless there is a good reason. nothing worse than booking a table/area or buying food/drinks and then people can't be arsed to turn up. if they don't want to come, that's cool, just say so in the first place. but don't let people make arrangements and then drop out with a lame excuse. my friend catherine ALWAYS does this. she starts 2 days beforehand by texting with a "headache". grrr.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:06, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Let it go, he's never coming back from smoking that cigarette

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)

phew

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)

yeah or making plans for an evening that get changed so you end up doing fuck all at work all day and fuck all in the evening too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:09, Reply)

work falls under the good reason category
we can all understand getting stuck at work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Yes but that wasn't my point

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)

I can't.
Unless they're paying you overtime. Otherwise it's because you're just a mug.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)

^graduated from the Placid School of Economics

( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Alright Captain Placid

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:15, Reply)

most contracts of employment will say that your working hours are X-Y "and such hours as the company requires you to work"
you have targets and deadlines. if you miss them, you are negligent and you get fired. that means working loooooooooooooooooooong hours sometimes, boy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)

^ bollockhead

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Are you ever late for court?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:14, Reply)

she just pleads guilty by post

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:14, Reply)

+ gets her personal banker to

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:15, Reply)

i was going to put this but didnt because
1. it doesnt make sense, and
2. it isnt funny
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:16, Reply)

if only he would bear these two concepts in mind for everything he posts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Really funny things get replies like this.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Bollocks to that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:36, Reply)

'hahahaha'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:38, Reply)

yep
but never as late as the court itself is running. i don't think i've ever yet had a trial start on time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:25, Reply)

That is because the prosecution rests

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:40, Reply)