Christmas ads on the tv, seems a bit early.What sort of person are you, punctual/early, or an annoying late prick?
Alt , vegi sausages, good or fucking idiotic?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:09, 106 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

tesco had christmas chocolates last week
i swear to fucking god. fucking santa chocolates.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:16, Reply)

^annoying late prick^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:19, Reply)

^punctual^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:19, Reply)

UH OH Man confesses pregnancy fears

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

did you just call him fat?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Christmas should not be mentioned until 1st December.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Unless you are trying to measure the correct volume of dead prophets

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

dont get this joke soz

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Thats ok I will just file you in the stupid person folder

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Just because I'm black.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:33, Reply)

If they waited until Christmas Eve to advertise these things, they wouldn't sell so much.
I'm always late, it's one of my many endearing features.

Alt: I don't understand why omnivores get upset about vegetarian food.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Because they go on about it, and require more work because of their special taste.
Rarely do you get veggies who cook omnivores meat as well as their own meal.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I have not found this to be a rare occurrence

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)

It is very upsetting, I know.
I have never heard a vegetarian try to persuade someone else to give up meat
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Oh I have.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:33, Reply)

As have I
Vegans are fucking worse though, filling my facebook feed with utter bullshit to try and convince me to quit eating real food.

Do you remember the Old Spice website that has fake links to ridiculous products that then chastises you for wanting them? Well I posted the Black Leather Bedsheets on on Facebook. I got an essay from a vegan about the sanctity of a cows life. It was a fucking joke you self righteous prick.
( Peej, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)

I'm not, although the vegi chicken drumsticks IPosted last night, with bamboo as the thighbones, seemed a bit ikky.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Apple prick

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:35, Reply)

haha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I've already started my Xmas shopping
Alt: I had a quorn sausage for the first time last weekend. My wife is a doesn't like the taste of meat (!) vegi rather than a moral vegi so I got her sausage when she got a vegi breakfast in Morrisons. It tasted like a cheap reformed beef steak thing like you get in Farmfoods.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Cool story bro

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)

FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T MENTION SAUSAGES

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:28, Reply)

i have good intentions, but i am usually a leetle bit late
alt: disgusting waste of time. veggie food that tastes like vegetables is good. see glamorgan sausages, or veggie bakes. not fake meat. ghastly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)

dozer just said dont mention sausages, what do you go and do?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:32, Reply)

not listen to dozer?
like everyone, always.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Oh yeah. We all h8 him, I forgot.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)

DO NOT MENTION SOSSAGES!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)

MMM NOMMY SOZZIDGES

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)

\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I much prefer a fake meat veggie burger to a shit mish-mash of vegetables coated in breadcrumbs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)

oh coventry

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Your opinions on food carry so much weight on here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Like ym

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:46, Reply)

HAHA!! MY MUM!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I have found that quite often other people's opinions on food have absolutely no bearing on me liking or disliking the taste of something

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I quite like pineapple on a pizza
/ac
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:48, Reply)

oh no
a bunch of fat shut-ins don't know anything about food. waaaah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:03, Reply)

yer me too

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I had a fake meat burger at a barbecue, the other week, greasy as crap, utter shite.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)

I heard of a doctor who killed several of his patients, so I never go for treatment for illnesses

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:46, Reply)

The trouble with fake meat is its full of oil to stop it drying out, prick.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:48, Reply)

This sounds well researched.
oh hang on...

www.fatsecret.co.uk/calories-nutrition/tesco/100-beef-burgers/1-burger

www.lindamccartneyfoods.co.uk/ourfood/quarter-pounder-burgers/#
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

UH-OH!!!
Man picks fight with vegetarian ********** manager in the **************** industry!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

I'm normally always on time or early
If you make an agreement to be at a place at a certain time you should be there at that time.

Alt:
I dont think I've ever eaten one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)

THIS
Especially meetings, people that turn up late with no explanation are just cunts, What they are saying is that their time is more valuable than yours.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Mine is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Yours is without any value whatsoever

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)

This may be true, but what I am saying is that my time is more valuable than yours.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)

ah right as you were then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)

My new personal favourite meeting rage is when people invite you via your Google calendar
without actually checking your availability... in your Google calendar.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Haha awesome, people are such pricks.

( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)

They really can
The best ironolol of this kind was one meeting I was double booked for was Google training

*shakes head slowly*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:02, Reply)

I do find it funny when people call me up about Google+
"How do you do this?"
"You. Are. Already. On. Google. It's actually less work to Google the answer than it is to call me. What are you thinking? Why do you have no ability to think for yourself? Oh look, two clicks is all it took. Two clicks. I hope you feel this has been a valid use of both of our time."
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I probably infuriate people by never accepting meeting invitations.
Tip: if you use outlook/google to schedule a meeting that could be organised by wandering up to my desk and saying 'do you have a couple of minutes?' then you're a prick.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)

This seems like a professional approach.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Technical people usually have a touch of the iconoclast about them.
Conversely, I hate it when people just walk up and expect me to drop everything.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Oh yeah, that's shit too.
I used to have someone who used to send meeting requests entitled 'STATUS UPDATE' about 10 minutes before hometime for first thing the next morning.

All that did was ensure I was in a foul mood before I'd even got to work.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I also steadfastly deny read receipts.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Me too, the fucking pricks.
I had a call from a guy upstairs asking if we could install software to force the read receipt his reasoning "because you can turn the default one off".
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Looks like you're working when you tap is out on your keyboard though dunnit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Christmas can fuck right off for another four months.
Although, working in a supermarket, I suspect I'll be seeing it in about six weeks.
I was brought up to be one of those stupid, dull idiots that will get to somewhere an hour early, rather than be ten minutes late.

Alt: do you mean 'carrots'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I'm punctual or early. I feel it's tremendously rude to keep people waiting around for you.
The times I am late, I'm pathetically apologetic about it and get quite annoyed when other people don't seem to have a problem holding me up.

That said, I don't see a problem cancelling a couple of hours beforehand if it's a bunch of people I'm meeting and I've got settled at home. Horses for courses, I guess.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)

i don't really care if people are late, unless it's for a plane or something, obv
i always have a book on me, and it's a good excuse to get a bit of peace and quiet. but i always lol at shit excuses for turning up to a party empty-handed. yes there WERE PLENTY OF SHOPS on your way. no, a tramp DID NOT MUG YOU FOR THE BOTTLE. no, you did NOT TRAGICALLY DROP IT AND SMASH IT AT THE END OF THE STREET. you just turned up for a free nosh. admit it. that's fine. excuses are not.

i also hate last minute cancellations with a passion, unless there is a good reason. nothing worse than booking a table/area or buying food/drinks and then people can't be arsed to turn up. if they don't want to come, that's cool, just say so in the first place. but don't let people make arrangements and then drop out with a lame excuse. my friend catherine ALWAYS does this. she starts 2 days beforehand by texting with a "headache". grrr.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Let it go, he's never coming back from smoking that cigarette

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)

phew

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)

yeah or making plans for an evening that get changed so you end up doing fuck all at work all day and fuck all in the evening too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:09, Reply)

work falls under the good reason category
we can all understand getting stuck at work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Yes but that wasn't my point

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)

I can't.
Unless they're paying you overtime. Otherwise it's because you're just a mug.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)

^graduated from the Placid School of Economics

( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Alright Captain Placid

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:15, Reply)

most contracts of employment will say that your working hours are X-Y "and such hours as the company requires you to work"
you have targets and deadlines. if you miss them, you are negligent and you get fired. that means working loooooooooooooooooooong hours sometimes, boy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)

^ bollockhead

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Are you ever late for court?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:14, Reply)

she just pleads guilty by post

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:14, Reply)

+ gets her personal banker to

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:15, Reply)

i was going to put this but didnt because
1. it doesnt make sense, and
2. it isnt funny
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:16, Reply)

if only he would bear these two concepts in mind for everything he posts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Really funny things get replies like this.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Bollocks to that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:36, Reply)

'hahahaha'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:38, Reply)

yep
but never as late as the court itself is running. i don't think i've ever yet had a trial start on time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:25, Reply)

That is because the prosecution rests

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 12:40, Reply)