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Sushi is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:21, 114 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I've had it once.
Lumps of raw fish, fish eggs and some veg. I think it was probably sashimi, technically.

If they'd grilled the fish, got rid of the eggs and thrown on some nice, new potatoes in some garlic sauce it'd have been well nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:27, Reply)
Technically you're a prick, but let's not argue over semantics eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:28, Reply)
Woah, bit aggressive.
Guess that anger management course your wife made you go on was worth it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:30, Reply)
It's interesting how quickly everyone has rounded on Brian Cranston and his meths addiction

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Dunno if I'd go as far as "everyone".
McBeef and Meatsnake, maybe Dozer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:37, Reply)
Who's sock is it exactly?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Whose sock is what?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:39, Reply)
The Gary Cranley one

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:40, Reply)
knobcheese

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:42, Reply)
I think you can tell the real bullies in this by who Cranley has on 2.0
Macbeefy or whatever his name is and dozer, not lovely Meatsnake.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 18:10, Reply)
How do Iput you on 2.0? Just asking.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 18:13, Reply)
I dunno mate, maybe the big button at the end of every post that says 'ignore'?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 18:14, Reply)
yeah but he won't put you on 2.0
If he did, then swipe might fall out with him and then he'd never get in to her knickers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 18:25, Reply)
Typical troll bully reply, I'm not surprised. I don't use the ignore feature but you're seriously pushing me sunshine.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 18:31, Reply)
Only had a few times, not a massive fan. Cold rice is a bit rank tbh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:29, Reply)
Have some train cans.
That'll cheer you up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:33, Reply)
Nah, dry till Wednesday
I was in that there Bristol on Saturday, didn't see you about though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:35, Reply)
Should have said.
I could have arranged to not meet Dozer for a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:48, Reply)
It was my Dad's 70th might have been bad form to nip off for a pint with a punning internet weirdo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2333814
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Why would you call your face Sushi?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:34, Reply)
Why would you post when you are SO painfully unfunny?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:35, Reply)
Well at least I'm at home with a beer
Not sandwiched in between Povos. on the train, ha in youn Sushi
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:37, Reply)
So you admit to being painfully unfunny?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:43, Reply)
It's a bit hard for him to deny it in the face of such overwhelming evidence

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:44, Reply)
He's the Pistorious of off topics
But with more crying
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:46, Reply)
I like it.
And I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:40, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:40, Reply)
You're OK too.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:46, Reply)
\o/
Alright weepee you big ginger goth bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:43, Reply)
I'm alright.
Stuck in Newport for a week. Might die.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:46, Reply)
Oh...
Carefully, booby might try and eat you, he's a reet fat cunt

What are you doing there?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:47, Reply)
Working in a meat processing plant. It's horrid.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:52, Reply)
Eeeew -in the heat it will be no fun

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:54, Reply)
You'll be veggie by friday

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:57, Reply)
We did the "slurry pits" today.
And the guy I'm working with is talking about going for a curry. I might have a salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:59, Reply)
I definitely think it's overrated.
Same with pizza. Although it is good when you're hungover as you can take it to bed and alternate between eating and sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:41, Reply)
I think you're getting pizza and Sharon the fat bar maid from the "Dog & Duck" mixed up here.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:42, Reply)
Don't have it then

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 18:47, Reply)
you vicious troll you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 18:51, Reply)
He won't be able to read that.
He's got everyone on 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 18:52, Reply)
just like Cranley!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 18:55, Reply)
3.0'd all you cunts
When you ignore somebody so hard that you start seeing all their posts again ... like running round the world so fast you catch yourself up
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 18:56, Reply)
It's alright. Dip it in a bit soy sauce and it all tastes the same.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 18:54, Reply)
Also. You fucking women, for letting the internets spill over into "real life"

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 18:58, Reply)
alright bent jase

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:00, Reply)
Great thanks, part-time poof.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:06, Reply)
bit transphobic m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:16, Reply)
PICK A TEAM SHE-MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:24, Reply)
team trans, ta

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:25, Reply)
Best single off In Square Circle

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:32, Reply)
When they start babbling in mumsnet speak at the bus stop and all you can hear is "My GL saw the GP last WE to get her DF added to the SI" or something equally bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:02, Reply)
I was on about the bloo bloo hooray henrys on here.
But yes, I see your point.
I normally have headphones in wherever I go. It really does drown out the babble from degenerates.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:06, Reply)
Women eh, who'd have em
Might try gayness for a bit, it's got to be more fun
and at least you can talk about the football afterward

Haha, gayness sounds a bit like anus
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:08, Reply)
Wouldn't change it for the world.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:14, Reply)
This is how the human race dies out
As women get more and more mental, and pool and perpetuate their mentalness on social media sites, the neglected manfolk turn to each other for comfort. No more babies :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:18, Reply)
I don't get why more people aren't more accepting of our population controlling ways.
Especially when we put forward fabulous interior design, music, clothing, food styles.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:24, Reply)
But where do you people stand on the issue of immigration?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:28, Reply)
As long as they keep their head down and don't blow things up Im not bothered.
We should even do an exchange programme with chavs.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:45, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2321079
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:30, Reply)
Hang on, I thought AIDS was from when a scientist got bored and started putting his cock in random cages?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:31, Reply)
Gays and monkeys, m8

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:34, Reply)
gay monkeys yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:35, Reply)
But, right, supposing you thought you were the last human on earth, and there was this monkey, right, and the only chance of continuing anything resembling the human race was if you oh god I can't finish this

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:41, Reply)
you were at swipes conception aicmfp

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:53, Reply)
fat men in vests is such a fagulous look!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:33, Reply)
See, I quite like the bitchiness side of being a gay
But when it comes to all that willies and bums stuff, I want out.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:36, Reply)
I don't blame you m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:37, Reply)
You feeling threatened? Your place as the 'boards best looking' under attack?
Don't worry. You are still the hottest, perpetually single member on here.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:44, Reply)
Here, I think you dropped this "dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:45, Reply)
threatened by a fat slaphead in a vest?
Not at all mate.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:46, Reply)
Stop crowing like a queen about my hot weather attire then.
Especially since the only thing you have been seen in is a hoodie with the word "Shit" on the front of it.

WE KNOW!! IT WAS IRONIC. Or some other shit.

SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:48, Reply)
^ fat, bald and dim ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:50, Reply)
^ fat, forty and back ^

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 20:00, Reply)
and that's a fact

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 20:01, Reply)
I don't want to talk about football though
This is one of several reasons why I could never be a gay
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:21, Reply)
and we all know how much I like to bang on about it.
AND the football!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:23, Reply)
yer, but without her the banshees wouldnt have a career

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:52, Reply)
I see Elvis!
I see porn dogs sniffing the wind.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 19:56, Reply)

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