Still no bloody CHOO-CHOO Train thread?
This place is dying on its arse since it closed down, talking of which I went to get a breakfast omelette from this cafe I used to visit years ago and it's now closed down :(

what has closed that you really miss?

Alt: CHICKEN THURSDAY..........do you still celebrate it? If so how so? If not what is a perfectly acceptable alternative to CHICKEN on a Thursday?

Alt Alt:: B3ta Vs B3ta who would you pay to square up against each other in the ring?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:39, 128 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's died since I've left again
I miss Windsor Safari Park

Alt: dunno or care

Altalt: I like to see V everyone else, who have bludgeoning weapons and fire
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:42, Reply)

alright coonface

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:43, Reply)

This ain't BADMONS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Yer, bit warm innit might have to have a paddle in the paddling pool when I get home

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:45, Reply)

Be sure that no Nazi Ducks have invaded the PP, evil them sods are

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Why did you flounce?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:44, Reply)

I didn't ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Well I would miss you if you did

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:47, Reply)

^ bit gay mate ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:59, Reply)

He's in touch with his feminine side, lols.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:04, Reply)

Innit doe

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:08, Reply)

bit gay mate

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:09, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)

prick

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:03, Reply)

alright mr horrible

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:05, Reply)

Fuck off back to /talk, cunt.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)

bit bullying, that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:07, Reply)

You can get fucked too.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:09, Reply)

typical queer, trying to bum everything that moves

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:10, Reply)

fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:31, Reply)

^THIS^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:32, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:33, Reply)

alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:36, Reply)

yeah, having a nice pint innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:39, Reply)

Same here

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:40, Reply)

mine's a tasty APA

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:41, Reply)

doombar here
Just a quiet one in my local on the way home.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:45, Reply)

I like bottled doombar but I've never had a decent pint of it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:46, Reply)

Now this I can get behind

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:33, Reply)

Wanker

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)

Alright hare.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:03, Reply)

I is well good ta, yourself?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:07, Reply)

Good man, good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:07, Reply)

I was supposed to get a Cornetto on the way home and forgot :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:09, Reply)

You've put the idea of ice cream in my mind now.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:15, Reply)

You should add it to the dessert menu

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:16, Reply)

Yeah, chef has some good ideas for that, good ice cream is always a seller apparently.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:19, Reply)

Rhubarb Crumble or GTFO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:20, Reply)

She made us a nice mixed fruit crumble the other week, that was good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:22, Reply)

did you know, right, rhubarb, right...
is a vegetable!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:22, Reply)

Yeah just like tomato is a fruit
tomato Jaysum
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:24, Reply)

YOUN!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:26, Reply)

Sozz Jay, so much pussy so little time

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:27, Reply)

no, Jason is an immunodeficient bald cunt with no taste

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:28, Reply)

He turned you down...AGAIN?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:31, Reply)

His attempts at flattery are so transparent.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:31, Reply)

I'm not attempting flattery, you homosexoid drugs abuser

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:32, Reply)

A nightclub in Newcastle called Ikon. It was a proper chav fest but the music was great!
alt. I didn't know this was a thing. I eat chicken most days.

altalt. people go toe to toe on here every day.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)

they had one of those in York. It was appalling on every level.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:07, Reply)

Yeah York is dire

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:07, Reply)

it's fucking dull and the local accent is chavvy beyond belief
Oh yer, that hog roast on stonegate burned down :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:09, Reply)

Damn I liked that Sammich shop

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:16, Reply)

yer it ent really
There's one on goodramgate which seems to do well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:17, Reply)

What do you look for in a nightclub?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:10, Reply)

good music, decent dress code, easy access to class A drugs and a strict 'no trance' music policy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:11, Reply)

+ or a big top

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:13, Reply)

of course

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:14, Reply)

You like chicken?
Suck my cock, it's fowl :))
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:08, Reply)

I'd sooner stick mine in a blender, thanks.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:09, Reply)

strikethrough l inserts r also deletes the er bit and ninja edits a a on the end
hahahahahhahaaaaa
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:11, Reply)

a chinese gay?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:13, Reply)

How are the string of exes doing?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:16, Reply)

String?
I've got a veritable harp going off , old boy.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:17, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:19, Reply)

I miss cheese nik naks
Alt: no, chicken is sh1t
Altalt: lighty vs darkie (that's you)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:09, Reply)

Me and BADMONS would have you all....well unless it was held in the public Lavs. and Weepee was there.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:10, Reply)

Bit rapey

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:11, Reply)

It's not rape it's a STRUGGLE SNUGGLE FFS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:12, Reply)

Might be for you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:13, Reply)

According to the pizza staff 'dave' is spelt 'taif'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:47, Reply)

I hope you got Swipe to pay for it?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:48, Reply)

Why?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:57, Reply)

It's in the rules...you have read the rules ain't cha?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:02, Reply)

I suppose I was rather hoping you weren't referring to a tired old meme, but hey ho.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:03, Reply)

Silly Meatsnake and your silly optimism.

(berk, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:04, Reply)

I'm such a fool :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:05, Reply)

Well sod this Ima go and make a start on dinner

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:09, Reply)

If it helps double h
I am cooking southern fried chicken at the mo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:18, Reply)

The Doris has slipped a disc in her back
Which meant I had to go to the pub on my own.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 22:50, Reply)