Red setter who stares into space, chases his tail and licks his balls. I want his job.
Lunch is cheese on toast, possibly cbeese .Nice crumbly Lancashire, splash of Worcester sauce.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:53, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Are you going to take him down your pub?
You've got to have steely determination at being a miserable bastard to not like dogs in pubs.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Def, yes, he's a master at scrounging, he always gets peperami bought him

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Hardly any pubs round here let dogs in now.
It's a shame.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:58, Reply)

he'll be fat and diabetic in no time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:00, Reply)

We're talking about the dog now, you flid.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:01, Reply)

He gets well walked.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:03, Reply)

l n
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Textbook

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:03, Reply)

At least twice a day.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:08, Reply)

mark my words Doc, you'll want to prevent punters feeding him
MARK MY WORDS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:06, Reply)

I'll give your words 7 out of 10

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:08, Reply)

generous

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:10, Reply)

He'll be there a lot more so yeah we will

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:09, Reply)

A pub near here has a pair of cats in the pub.
They walk around and jump up onto the seat next to you when you're eating, all purring and that. Then they fuck off once you're finished because cats are heartless, selfish bastards.

I like cats.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:58, Reply)

He could market that as a 'dining al-fresco in Greece' experience.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Pretty sure you'd have to give the cats rabies for that

( Kroney, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:01, Reply)

in london, people already pay to do this
ladydinahs.com/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Londoners are such pricks.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Fools-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Money

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:12, Reply)

more money than you parochial pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Its cheaper up here

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:23, Reply)

yeah but you get paid peanuts like the mange riddled monkey you are

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Oddly Solihull comes top in standard of liveing index
that's pretty fucked up
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Midlanders are pretty fucked up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Solihull is full of people who seem to be under the delusion that they don't live in Birmingham.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:30, Reply)

It's a happy delusion to be labouring under
That said, having lived in both I have no idea how the fuck Solihull came top. I'd rather live in Leamington Spa.
(berk, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:55, Reply)

They have places in some asian place where you pay to pet a purring cat because it's good for your chakra or some shit.
Tbh a purring kitty is quite relaxing
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Or you could just stop being such a fucking melt.
Just a suggestion like.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:25, Reply)

Give him a biscuit and he might let you.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Badum and also Tish

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:13, Reply)