So it seems that I'm the nicest one here - thanks guys!
Which celebrities come across well? Which celebrities come across as a massive CUNT or do you just simply want to set fire to?

Alt:
Worst thing about Friday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:59, 108 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

cameron diaz looks nice
benedict cumberbatch looks clever and nice
i would like to have dinner with angus and paul and ian, even though they all hate each other.

i would set fire to davina mccall, the patronising talentless gimp. also jonathan woss. and i'd make them race to a burny fiery death to be the first to a fire extinguisher. which would be empty.

alt: it only comes once a week. (unlike/just like YM)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Cameron Diaz is just lovely.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:04, Reply)

I'm genuinely undecided on Davina
She can be far too overbearing though. I did lol at the rumours about her sucking off Eric Clapton when she worked at MTV for Ray Cokes though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

I'm not, she's a hatchet-faced, squawking witch.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:22, Reply)

She does have quite a beak on her

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Alt: When the phone won't stop ringing despite it being Friday
and me not wanting to do any work, the selfish fucking cunts.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I really REALLY dont want to work overtime this weekend

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:15, Reply)

What's the danger of it?
The poor Doris is single-handedly rewriting the content for our entire website at the moment, she's putting in some long old hours.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Live upgrade for a customer in Welwyn Garden City

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Oh, sporto, you don't make changes on a Friday.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Nope, Saturday
Out of hours upgrade FTnotW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Nigel Farage and Alex Salmond seem alright
I'm well bored of Stephen Fry, he seems like a nice enough, 'quite interesting' chap but he's so utterly smug I'd like him to be burnt to a quentin crisp

Alt: Knowing I have to work tomorrow :'o('''''''''
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Why doesn't he get his nose pointed back in the right direction?
Matt Baker, I'm talking to you too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Maybe it's a gay thing?
Matt Baker, I'm talking to you too
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:16, Reply)

*checks Jaysums nose*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:17, Reply)

I like Fry
but I don't think I could be mates or anything. I'd be constantly worried that he'd try to bum me and then get all bloobloo and do a Robin when I rejected him.

It's tough being so sexy :'(
( Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Fry likes to Chocolate Cream I heard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:20, Reply)

I think it's the sheer amount of people who fawn over him as some sort of 'national treasure' that irks me, as if he's the only reasonably clever educated person in the world that matters.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:24, Reply)

But he's also posh!

( Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Shit, yeah. I take it all back.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:26, Reply)

At least was a bit of a wrongun and served time at her maj's pleasure for credit card fraud

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:29, Reply)

I'd set fire to anyone who became a "celebrity" as a result of appearing on a "reality" TV show, either as a member, contestant, judge, whatever.
Society would win as a result.

alt: the never-ending parade of cunts who expect you to get them out of the shit in time for Monday cos they couldn't be arsed to sort stuff out in time.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:17, Reply)

This seems to be acceptable
Though I did like one bint from Big Brother years ago
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:18, Reply)

that Makosi bird was fit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Fuck no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:26, Reply)

I think they should be used to remove these type of idiots from society
A sniper as they exit would be great
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:33, Reply)

alright
The worst thing about Friday is that it's the day that my bezzie mate Rick Witter's wife decided to walk out on him :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Ruined his weekend, I heard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:19, Reply)

He's less successful now.
What's the bet she was just going for gold?
( Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:21, Reply)

I'm going ten pin bowling with him on Sunday.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:24, Reply)

I've heard he's Getting Better all the time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I heard he needs another alibi.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:29, Reply)

You took the words, right out of mouth.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

^Bully Boy^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Nah, you're a right cunt.
I don't assign personalities to celebrities I don't know.

Alt: Being fucking knackered at the end of it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:23, Reply)

With you all talking about Saturday I would like to add I would like to enjoy congress with The Saturdays

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:30, Reply)

What about the Senate?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Internet Exit doors can be found >

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:52, Reply)

How have none of you said Piers Morgan? Utter cunt
Tom Hiddleston comes across nicely in pretty much everything.

Alt: My crippling hangover from last night, ugh.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Alt: The slow deterioration of threads on here, until it gives out almost completely until Monday morning.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:45, Reply)

It's like people have lives, or something.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Oh I don't mind at the weekend
It's just this bit where it goes excruciatingly slow, yet I'm still bored at work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Katie Price
I can't think of a 'sleb' who better deserves a flamethrower. Dreadful woman.
(berk, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:52, Reply)

It was very funny though when she got all Bloo bloo about Frankie Boyles jokes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Oh, because her kid's a disabled?
In fairness Frankie Boyle is a prick as well. He was fucking awful live; I'd bought tickets for an ex as he desperately wanted to go and as we walked out of the theatre afterwards in silence he said 'Yeah, ok. I'm sorry, that was a bad idea'.
(berk, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Why take an ex?
You should take a current partner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:01, Reply)

That would be Raisin the bar though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:09, Reply)

You are in a fine and jovial mood this morning

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I see that Tulisa appears to be turning into her
I await her next sex tape with Dane Bowers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I have never seen a blowjob I would want less

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:09, Reply)

What does a Tulisa BJ and an N-Dubz concert have in common?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:16, Reply)

No one comes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:23, Reply)

10-2 YESSSSS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Eight

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:06, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Yes, Murali Vijay currently has scored 8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Having met both Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman on the set of Pointless (see Monty you're not the only name-dropping cunt on here)
I can confirm that they are both really nice. There is some talk about me and old AA looking quite alike, so I may have accidentally suggested that my dad fucked his mum. We both LOLled.

Massive cunts: Piers Morgan, Kevin Pieterson, Katie Price, Simon Cowell, anyone who's ever been on Big Brother, X Factor, etc.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Lols for pointless chat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:17, Reply)

I was seriously considering applying to go on Pointess with the missus
Until we were watching it yesterday and the question was about naming countries that bordered the countries that came up, Spain was one of them and she said:
"But Spain doesn't border anywhere"
"?"
"Well it's all on it's own"
"You think Spain is an island?"
"Er..." *starts to look embarrassed*
"What about Portugal?"
"Well, that's its own little island too isn't it?"
"Fuck off am I taking you on Pointless"
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Pro tip: Find someone clever to go on with you.
I know fuck all about Formula One (it's dull as fuck) so my mate bailed us out.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:43, Reply)

I'm having to spend my work day building another machine for myself

( Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:21, Reply)

I need to rebuild my work laptop

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:22, Reply)

I can't cope with all the hangs and crashes anymore.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Is it a senitant killing machine?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:24, Reply)

sentient.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)

You know who looks alright but is a cunt?
Andrew WK
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:49, Reply)

No, he looks like a cunt to me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:51, Reply)

the opposite of you then.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:51, Reply)

I look like a serial killer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:53, Reply)

a gay cockney serial killer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:54, Reply)

delete this please

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:55, Reply)

you're right.
The headhunters could see this, AND THEN WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:56, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:56, Reply)

:)
this is oddly soothing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:03, Reply)

When did Lemmy get Parkinson's?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I hope he doesn't do a robin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:05, Reply)

36/5

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:06, Reply)

So I see, India are "fucking shit"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Sporty will be upset.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:09, Reply)